Poll: kiss/caress/talk to your guitar?
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View poll results: kiss/caress/talk to your guitar?
I kiss my guitar
38 20%
I caress my guitar
46 24%
I talk to my guitar
55 28%
GTFO, WTF is wrong with you? Get a new amp!!!
137 71%
Voters: 193.
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WTF is wrong with you?

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I do it all the time, I love to kiss my guitar, it's the only action I get.
One time i started humping my guitar and got erect
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If I asked anywhere else it would be weird.
I think this question would only be legit on UG.

Do you guys ever kiss / caress / talk to your guitar?


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I talk to it on occasion, but nothing else. And its usually, "you need new strings" or 'wtf?'
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Yeah I kiss, cuddle and caress my guitar all the time. I sometimes even have sex with it. It's just as well my dick's small enough to fit in the output jack.

..and then I slap it afterwards and tell it to bring me my beer.
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Ummmmm... Yeah, no, I don't do any of that. Except talk to it on occasion, but I tend to get everything I want to say to it through my fingers.
No, but I will occasionally finger it until it screams with passion.
what kind of world are we living in where someone forgets to put licking thier guitar as an option?????
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I kiss it at the end of the show to fit a stage persona. Otherwise, not really. Although I do tell it a hearty "Hell yeah!" or "Hot damn!" when I pull something off I didn't think I could or get a better sound than I expected from one.

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Sometimes after I play well I'll kiss the headstock like you would for a dog who had a good day hunting ducks.
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One time i started humping my guitar and got erect

I used to do that during shows to a beatiful strat I had, but sold it. I'm using an RG that I hate now so I will never do that to it.

Strats are the only sexy guitar out there imo. Those curves and candy colors haha.
Humping a guitar actually turns a lot of girls on as weird as it sounds.
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TS, you have successfully made a multi-choice poll in which I wouldn't choose all the options.
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TS, you have successfully made a multi-choice poll in which I wouldn't choose all the options.

Ha. That's exactly what I was going to say.
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hell ya I kiss her. She's my baby. I always kiss her. I tell her I love her too, and if I ever see her with another man I'll straight up snap that bitches neck

*she was reading this as I typed it* my bitch knows what's up.
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Sometimes I caress it when i'm bored but thats pretty much all

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I yell at my guitar when it makes mistakes..

I would do this, but I'd get weird looks from everybody.
I named my guitar Jackie and my bass Attikus, but other than that nothing.
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GTFO, WTF is wrong with you?

That seems like some sort of mental disorder.
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I have sex with my guitar.
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