Poll: kiss/caress/talk to your guitar?
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View poll results: kiss/caress/talk to your guitar?
I kiss my guitar
38 20%
I caress my guitar
46 24%
I talk to my guitar
55 28%
GTFO, WTF is wrong with you? Get a new amp!!!
137 71%
Voters: 193.
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#2
No.

WTF is wrong with you?

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#4
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#5
I do it all the time, I love to kiss my guitar, it's the only action I get.
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#6
One time i started humping my guitar and got erect
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#8
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#10
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If I asked anywhere else it would be weird.
I think this question would only be legit on UG.


Do you guys ever kiss / caress / talk to your guitar?


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#11
I talk to it on occasion, but nothing else. And its usually, "you need new strings" or 'wtf?'
#13
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#15
Yeah I kiss, cuddle and caress my guitar all the time. I sometimes even have sex with it. It's just as well my dick's small enough to fit in the output jack.

..and then I slap it afterwards and tell it to bring me my beer.
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#16
Ummmmm... Yeah, no, I don't do any of that. Except talk to it on occasion, but I tend to get everything I want to say to it through my fingers.
#17
No, but I will occasionally finger it until it screams with passion.
#18
what kind of world are we living in where someone forgets to put licking thier guitar as an option?????
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#20
I kiss it at the end of the show to fit a stage persona. Otherwise, not really. Although I do tell it a hearty "Hell yeah!" or "Hot damn!" when I pull something off I didn't think I could or get a better sound than I expected from one.
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#22
Sometimes after I play well I'll kiss the headstock like you would for a dog who had a good day hunting ducks.
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#23
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One time i started humping my guitar and got erect


I used to do that during shows to a beatiful strat I had, but sold it. I'm using an RG that I hate now so I will never do that to it.

Strats are the only sexy guitar out there imo. Those curves and candy colors haha.
Humping a guitar actually turns a lot of girls on as weird as it sounds.
#24
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#26
I.... I....

TS, you have successfully made a multi-choice poll in which I wouldn't choose all the options.
#27
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I.... I....

TS, you have successfully made a multi-choice poll in which I wouldn't choose all the options.

Ha. That's exactly what I was going to say.
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#29
hell ya I kiss her. She's my baby. I always kiss her. I tell her I love her too, and if I ever see her with another man I'll straight up snap that bitches neck

*she was reading this as I typed it* my bitch knows what's up.
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#30
Good to see not everyone is a freak in here.
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#31
Sometimes I caress it when i'm bored but thats pretty much all


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#33
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I yell at my guitar when it makes mistakes..

I would do this, but I'd get weird looks from everybody.
#34
I named my guitar Jackie and my bass Attikus, but other than that nothing.
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Bass:
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Random ass EQ thing that's not even a real bass amp
1x18 2x10 cab
#35
GTFO, WTF is wrong with you?

That seems like some sort of mental disorder.
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#39
I have sex with my guitar.
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