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http://www.scribd.com/doc/38104189/Mitchell-Heisman-Suicide-Note

Basically, Mitchell Heisman wrote a 1900 page suicide note and emailed it around before shooting himself on the front steps of a church in front of a crowd.
The note covers philosophy, technology, religion, sociology, pretty much everything.
I've skimmed over a few pages, seems...interesting to say the least.
Thought i would share
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He was an true hero
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Not to be rude or show any disrespect but isn't 1900 pages a little too much for a suicide note?


He should have included a TL;DR
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#6
It has a 10 page bibliography O_O That's a full blown suicide paper, not a note.
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#7
That's not a suicide note, that's a suicide manifesto.

(I'm not 100% on the use of that word)
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#9
tl;dr

Jesus Christ, he must have decided to kill himself right at birth and started writing this right then and there.

EDIT: I think if I were to go through with it my suicide note would just be "See ya!"
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#11
just one question.. if your gonna kill your self why right a ****in book first?
#12
Too Long Didn't Read. What most of your threads are sir.

Someone should have bought this dude an Ipod.
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He was an true hero

Oh God.


IdkWhatImDoing, from what I've heard it's actually considered one of the better philosophical works written recently. This is actually kind of old.
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#15
how old was he when he started writing this thing? Five?


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#16
I am actually getting annoyed at the "New Amp" meme. It's okay when it's somewhat appropriate to the OP, but it isn't even relevant to this topic.

inb4 I need a new amp.
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#17
I really enjoyed the few pages I read. I'd like to read it all, but it's just too long. I hope that some people do though, there is some extremely valuable insight to be had there.

I especially like how he questions why humans have such an inherent fear of and hate for death, and why life is automatically valued so much more than death. I'm not suicidal or homicidal, but I do think it's ridiculous that the death penalty is so hard to earn nowadays, for one example.
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#19
Couldn't he have just plagarized someone else's suicide note like a normal person?
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Couldn't he have just plagarized someone else's suicide note like a normal person?


Yeah what they gonna do ****in sue you lol?
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My all time favorite suicide: Per "Dead" Ohlin

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#25
Ya, at that point it's not so much a suicide note as it is "the book he wrote before he died".


Also, old.
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#28
I feel like if he wrote that much then he would have been pretty motivated. I think it was actually a murder
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I feel like if he wrote that much then he would have been pretty motivated. I think it was actually a murder


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Ya, at that point it's not so much a suicide note as it is "the book he wrote before he died".


Also, old.

I concur.
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#32
I was skimming through the table of contents, and "How Rome was Raped by Jesus's (although that should be Jesus'. You think he would have proof-read this thing :P) Penis of the Spirit, Contracting a Deadly Virus" starts on page 431. Sounds like an interesting read.
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#33
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#34
Wow i'd actually like to get that in book form and read it. I'm thinking he had alot to say but no-one would listen so this is how he got their attention.


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#36
ahhh i stumbled upon this awhile back. it's kind of hard for me to sit through and read since the guy was from some ivy league school i think and not to mention it is 1900 pages long. but his vocabulary is through the roof. but what i did read, i felt he made some very good points.

the parts i read, it seemed he was saying how we are such a consumer society and it is destroying what it means to be a human being, how we have become what george orwell predicted in "1984", and how information that should be progressing our society is being suppressed and given to the highest bidder. he also mentioned how if his hypothesis is correct - his suicide note will not gain too much attention because his information is an in depth look at our society - thus will be suppressed by the media or other governing entities.
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I am actually getting annoyed at the "New Amp" meme. It's okay when it's somewhat appropriate to the OP, but it isn't even relevant to this topic.

inb4 I need a new amp.


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the table of contents is 14 pages just by itself
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I was skimming through the table of contents, and "How Rome was Raped by Jesus's (although that should be Jesus'. You think he would have proof-read this thing :P)

Both are correct.
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