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If you had a kid, and someone offered you $5,000,000 to take him and do whatever they please with it, would you take the money and run? This is assuming of course that if something were to "happen" to the kid or anything that it would never come back to hurt you. You get the money and it is done, no consequences from law or other people. Could you live with yourself?
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#2
This isn't really a philosophical question as much as a "would you suck a dick for a million dollars" kind of question.
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This isn't really a philosophical question as much as a "would you suck a dick for a million dollars" kind of question.

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This isn't really a philosophical question as much as a "would you suck a dick for a million dollars" kind of question.


this, but 10x worse.

i would slip him a roofie after it was all over with
#7
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#9
yea question isn't really philosophical. a philosophical question would be like would you kill a baby to save 50 people.
#10
if i had a kid it'd be an accident anyways so... ill be the guy that says yes i would
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#11
Yeah, I fucking hate kids.
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#12
lol of course not. anybody who says yes must not have any kids. 6,000,000 on the other hand, might persuade me...
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#13
"Hypothetical" is the word you're looking for.
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This isn't really a philosophical question as much as a "would you suck a dick for a million dollars" kind of question.


this. a philosophical question would be:


You are the conductor on a train, and you see five railway workers ahead of you on the track. you know that you will hit them. you realize that there is a side road you can take, where there is only one railway worker. You know that if you take the side road, you will kill the one railway worker. Which one do you pick? Obviously, it's better to save five lives than one, right?
then,

You are on a bridge, watching the scene above, only without a side track. you know that if you don't do anything, the five will die. then you notice a very very fat man kinda just hanging out on the same bridge you are on. You know that you can push him over, and he will fall on the tracks and stop the train, saving the lives of the five. do you push the man over to save the five?
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#15
Not a chance, if my dad did that to me and I remembered what he looked like (TS never said age of kid) I would find him and slap the f*cking shit outta him!
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I have a better hypothetical question for you:

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1375452


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#20
They can have both of mine for half that amount.
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#21
No, but I'd gladly not have any kids if you paid me $5 million. In fact I'd be happy with $5.
Just an excuse so people won't pity me for not wanting to procreate. Stupid parents thinking everyone else should be parents too .
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#23
This is not philosophy;
philosophy is the study of though, nature, and the universe.

This is a "would you do".
For God's sake people... take a ****ing philosophy class!
#24
Hell no. Unless, say, the kid was set out on murdering me or something. But then the little bastard could fend for himself.

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This is not philosophy;
philosophy is the study of though, nature, and the universe.

This is a "would you do".
For God's sake people... take a ****ing philosophy class!

Sorry i don't see the point in such a worthless subject.
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Sorry i don't see the point in such a worthless subject.


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Sorry i don't see the point in such a worthless subject.


I'm not surprised, "guitar-guy69." Judging by your immature username and signature (use spellcheck, by the by), you're either 14 or just a fool. Anybody who has "69" in their username and wasn't born June 9 should probably be going to bed before 9:30.
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Hell yeah, if I ever had a kid at this age he would be kidnapped lol, 5 million is a hell of a ransom too.
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I'm not surprised, "guitar-guy69." Judging by your immature username and signature (use spellcheck, by the by), you're either 14 or just a fool. Anybody who has "69" in their username and wasn't born June 9 should probably be going to bed before 9:30.

Um judging by your automatic assumption that "69" is sexual, I think it might be you who is immature. 69 was a number that means something special from high school, nothing to do with sex. The errors in my sig and the overall flow of my sig are a joke. I don't go to bed till 4:30 most nights.

Your arguments are invalid and you really sound like an uptight douche.
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Um judging by your automatic assumption that "69" is sexual, I think it might be you who is immature. 69 was a number that means something special from high school, nothing to do with sex. The errors in my sig and the overall flow of my sig are a joke. I don't go to bed till 4:30 most nights.

Your arguments are invalid and you really sound like an uptight douche.


Judging by your immature stance on philosophy I have no reason to assume 69 is anything but sexual. There's no way you were born in 1969, and unless you were born June 9th, as I said, it's immature.

4:30?! Golly gee, I can't imagine what that must be like! Teach me your ways!
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A question worthy of Plato herself.

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Judging by your immature stance on philosophy I have no reason to assume 69 is anything but sexual. There's no way you were born in 1969, and unless you were born June 9th, as I said, it's immature.

4:30?! Golly gee, I can't imagine what that must be like! Teach me your ways!

It's a personal subject from school. I'm not getting into this because it's actually a ruff subject for me. It's NOT sexual and I'm done talking about it. Accept the fact that 69 can be a number besides a sex position. Judging by the fact that you can't think of 69 as anything other than a sexual act, it is again you that is immature. Philosophy is a worthless subject. Good luck in life buddy.

Yes 4:30am. You said the time i should go to bed and I said the time that I actually go to bed.
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Um judging by your automatic assumption that "69" is sexual, I think it might be you who is immature. 69 was a number that means something special from high school, nothing to do with sex. The errors in my sig and the overall flow of my sig are a joke. I don't go to bed till 4:30 most nights.
Your arguments are invalid and you really sound like an uptight douche.

i hate to get involved but you must not have not have a job either
My sig? Nice.
#37
"Philosophical" is quite misleading. To answer your question: No. Money doesn't bring me happiness. I'd be happier enjoying time with my son. My father barely does/did that with me and I know what it's like.


Edit: Mfw I take the time to type a serious reply and the TS is a nincompoop:

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Sorry i don't see the point in such a worthless subject.
Really? The most important questions you could ever ask are worthless? I can't fathom your stupidity.
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#38
I'd sell one and then have another.
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#40
guitar-guy69, You have too much spare time.
BTW the answer is NOT by in a million years and NOT for any amount.
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