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#1
So..... I have just been informed by the lady that she has never..... never seen a single Star Wars movie. She has no idea what its about. Not a clue.

Now I ask you Pit frequenters. Do we watch the movies in the order they were released, or in the order the story progresses?

I'm thinking it's gotta be the order they were released so when Vader drops the daddy bomb, I can watch her brain explode.

Thoughts?
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#4
There was a thread on this I believe...

Either way, the order they were released definitely. There's a reason they were released in this order (IIRC).
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What 1, 2 and 3? You're crazy man. Next you'll be telling me there was a fourth Indiana Jones.

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Show her the first 3.

Only show her the new 3 after 25 years of marriage.

Also, be sure to emphasize Boba Fett's greatness.
#10
put on Star Wh0res or something else instead
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Show her the first 3.

Only show her the new 3 after 25 years of marriage.

Also, be sure to emphasize Boba Fett's greatness.


No doubt. Boba will the topic of many a conversation.
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Watching for the first time, in order of release. Although if she likes it and wants to re-watch them, then it doesn't matter, I like to go in canonical order
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No doubt. Boba will the topic of many a conversation.


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Funny, my girlfriend was just telling me earlier that her class was having a discussion about Star Wars, and the teacher said something about Luke Skywalker. Some girl asked who Luke Skywalker is and that really surprises me. I thought everyone would at least know something about it.

Order they were released
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Only show her the new 3 after 25 years of marriage.

Also, be sure to emphasize Boba Fett's greatness.


Boba Fett didn't do jack shit and you know it.

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#17
If I were to sit down and watch them over a few days, I'd honestly do 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

That's honestly the order of my least favorite to favorite, and that way they just get better and better. Episode I was imo the worst one. Just an average movie. The second was better. The third was comparable to the original 3, very entertaining prequel. Acting is still bad, but the action scenes were good, and Ewen McGregor still did a pretty good acting job in that movie (acting was never that good in Star Wars minus Mark Hamill). Return Of The Jedi however is my favorite. The original Return of the Jedi. Not that shit with the dancing aliens in the night club.
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I'm thinking it's gotta be the order they were released so when Vader drops the daddy bomb, I can watch her brain explode.



Even if she hasn't seen the movies, there is no way in hell that she doesn't already know this.
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Boba Fett didn't do jack shit and you know it.

This. All Boba did was:

Stand around
Don't talk
Take Han
Don't talk
Sell him to Jabba
Don't talk
Follow Jabba around
Die

Boba Fett was shit. Not the shit. Just shit.
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I want to try the 4, 5, 6 up until the part where Vader is about to die, 1, 2, 3, rest of 6 method.
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Even if she hasn't seen the movies, there is no way in hell that she doesn't already know this.


Don't you shit on my dream bro. I'm going to see a girls brain explode.
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This. All Boba did was:

Stand around
Don't talk
Take Han
Don't talk
Sell him to Jabba
Don't talk
Follow Jabba around
Die

Boba Fett was shit. Not the shit. Just shit.
He doesn't die n00b
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If I were to sit down and watch them over a few days, I'd honestly do 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

That's honestly the order of my least favorite to favorite, and that way they just get better and better. Episode I was imo the worst one. Just an average movie. The second was better. The third was comparable to the original 3, very entertaining prequel. Acting is still bad, but the action scenes were good, and Ewen McGregor still did a pretty good acting job in that movie (acting was never that good in Star Wars minus Mark Hamill). Return Of The Jedi however is my favorite. The original Return of the Jedi. Not that shit with the dancing aliens in the night club.
3 is nowhere near the originals. It or Attack of the Clones is the worst. I think it's my least favorite.

And plus Mark Hamill.
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This. All Boba did was:

Stand around
Don't talk
Take Han
Don't talk
Sell him to Jabba
Don't talk
Follow Jabba around
Die

Boba Fett was shit. Not the shit. Just shit.


The only thing that's shit, is what you don't know, son. Try to take character for more than just what is said.

And he didn't die (although I kind of wish he did, I don't really like a lot of his extended universe stuff).
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Extended universe doesn't count.


Canon is canon is canon. In movie/book form, whatever.
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#32
I've done the numerical order thinking it was sensible, it's not.
Just do 456 and deny her the right to say "this is what I've been missing?"
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3 is nowhere near the originals. It or Attack of the Clones is the worst. I think it's my least favorite.

And plus Mark Hamill.
I liked 3 because it provides so many answers and provides history to the originals. 1 was annoying as it focused on really boring and uninteresting characters (a Star Wars movie shouldn't focus so much on a kid...I've really never liked child actors though). 3 was pretty good in the last 40 or so minutes imo.
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I liked 3 because it provides so many answers and provides history to the originals. 1 was annoying as it focused on really boring and uninteresting characters (a Star Wars movie shouldn't focus so much on a kid...I've really never liked child actors though). 3 was pretty good in the last 40 or so minutes imo.


I really like Ep 3 as well, actually. Great movie; loved how it tied everything together. Ep 2, however, is FAR worse than Ep 1 (imo), and far far worse than any other Star Wars movie.

I'm just going to go ahead and say far worse than any other movie ever made (except maybe Jurassic Park 3).
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Boba Fett didn't do jack shit and you know it.


And here I was thinking we were internet friends.

Boba Fett = Greatest character in Star Wars canon.
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If you watch them from 1 - 6 it will be actually pretty obvious that Darth Vader is Luke's father, seeing as she will watch Anakin SKYWALKER turn into Darth Vader who then fights Luke SKYWALKER.


But more importantly never, EVER, show her the prequels.

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Show her the original 3, and then put the prequels on for background noise so you can spend your time with better things.
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If you watch them from 1 - 6 it will be actually pretty obvious that Darth Vader is Luke's father, seeing as she will watch Anakin SKYWALKER turn into Darth Vader who then fights Luke SKYWALKER.


But more importantly never, EVER, show her the prequels.

The Empire Strikes Back is the best in the series and if you disagree you will get polio and die and I hate you.

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