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#1
When i was little i had no grasp on what the world was, these are some examples:

I always thought they used Death Row inmates as doubles for movies that had someone dying or getting shot, cause hey, they were going to die anyway why not get some fame for it

Also, I used to think that suicide jumpers after hitting the pavement, would just disappear after a few days or something, like the Putty Patrollers from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. You know.

and last I can remember, i thought that if someone got onto the freeway and crashed, everyone would just pile up and crash, like mindless robots on a circuit of 0 consciousness

what are some stupid things you guys believed when you were chidlren?
#2
I believed that 'Gullible' had been removed from the dictionary
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#3
When I was very young I thought everyone from the "olden days" used to see in black in white.

I've come to realize that this is actually a very common thought for children to have though. I'm sure someone else will say the same.
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#4
I used to think that when filming movies the actors would actually die.
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god, conspiracy theories, that drugs are bad.
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I used to think Angus Young actually still was a schoolboy, only footage I'd seen then was their early stuff with Bon Scott.
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I thought the sensation "pins and needles"'s title had some sort of literal root, which was expressed in a quote my Dad thinks is hilarious: "There's pin and needles in my foot jagging my blood."
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#8
I used to think that when you were having sex you were actually supposed to pee inside the girl and that's how they got pregnant
#9
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When I was very young I thought everyone from the "olden days" used to see in black in white.

I've come to realize that this is actually a very common thought for children to have though. I'm sure someone else will say the same.

I misheard the phrase and thought it was "golden days", combined this with some sepia photographs I'd seen, and assumed the world used to be a golden brown colour.

Also, I thought that there were people in underground bunkers controlling traffic lights. My parents told me that people changed traffic lights "to cause mischeif" (referring to people who pressed the buttons without needing to cross the road) so I thought that traffic lights only turned red because the controller wanted to annoy people.

And that periods came out of a girl's arse.
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#10
They don't use death row inmates as stunt doubles?! You sir have put into question my entire reality!
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I misheard the phrase and thought it was "golden days", combined this with some sepia photographs I'd seen, and assumed the world used to be a golden brown colour.


Wow, I've never heard that before. That's awesome!
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#13
That girls had pen0rz hidden up there somewhere.
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#14
Until I was 14 I thought girls peed out of their butts.
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this and I thought that turning a steering wheel was what powered a vehicle,,,
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Also, I thought that there were people in underground bunkers controlling traffic lights.


Oh my god, I completely forgot I used to think this too!
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#17
When I was young, everyone said I could be whatever I want when i grew up. So I was dead set on being an airplane, and I would get majorly pissed if people asked if I meant a pilot.

And about the death row thing, I used to think that they should use those guys in death scenes to make the movies more real, which now that I think about it is kinda messed up...


Also, I thought that there were people in underground bunkers controlling traffic lights. My parents told me that people changed traffic lights "to cause mischeif" (referring to people who pressed the buttons without needing to cross the road) so I thought that traffic lights only turned red because the controller wanted to annoy people.


You just reminded me that I used to think there were tiny 6 inch tall men inside traffic lights controlling them.
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I always thought they used Death Row inmates as doubles for movies that had someone dying or getting shot, cause hey, they were going to die anyway why not get some fame for it

This. I also used to think the radio was filled with people's heads, talking and singing.
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#20
I used to think that to get a girl pregnant you had to pee inside of her

EDIT: nevermind
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I used to think that to get a girl pregnant you had to pee inside of her

EDIT: nevermind


Sorry about that. Guess more people used to think that then I knew
#22
I used to think that everyone would be friendly my entire life. Since in elem. school they teach everyone to be friends. Boy was I wrong.
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I used to think that everyone would be friendly my entire life. Since in elem. school they teach everyone to be friends. Boy was I wrong.


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I used to think cars where pushed forward by their exhausts, and I thought it was awkward that the exhaust was placed to the left or to the right, and not in the center.
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#26
I used to think you didn't need a new amp.
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#27
I was a young and naive child, I believed that the worlds was a place were justice prevailed and people could speak freely without fear of being prosecuted for the religous or political views, a land were all menwere equal and a land were people of all different races could live together in harmony. Lol jk I used to think that a hard on ment you need to pee and that anyone who smoked weed would die
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I was a young and naive child, I believed that the worlds was a place were justice prevailed and people could speak freely without fear of being prosecuted for the religous or political views, a land were all menwere equal and a land were people of all different races could live together in harmony. Lol jk I used to think that a hard on ment you need to pee and that anyone who smoked weed would die


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#29
I cant remember how many times i've seen one of these threads....
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Also, I thought that there were people in underground bunkers controlling traffic lights.


This.
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#33
I used to think that when you're driving and you indicate the car turns automatically.
#34
I used to think that there was a parallel universe in mirrors. Would be cool if it was that way . I feel like walking into a mirror now
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#35
I used to think pedophiles where people who liked feet. I always got confused when people said how much they hated them. I didn't see anything wrong with it...

I also thought that when planes ran out of fuel they just stopped immediately and plummeted to the ground rather than gliding.
#36
I used to think that my life was part of an accumulated movie from all the ads I had seen for movies, and I felt the need to sporadically recreate clips I had seen in commercials and trailers.

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#37
Midgets worked in hole in the walls.
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#39
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Until I was 14 I thought girls peed out of their butts.


This soo much

Also, I used to think politicians had to be the smartest people in the world, because we let them rule the country and stuff right?

And I refused to accept the concept of negative numbers until middle school. I'd ask my mom what 5-6 was and when she said "-1" I'd be like "LOL retard that isn't real"
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#40
I used to think rich people always had to wear suits or tuxes, even if they're just sitting around their house all day.
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