#2
I wouldn't. I'd go ski jumping. With a car.
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#6
I'd rape a hooker. With a car.
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#7
I'd buy a gym and a bakery, put them next to each other, and watch the circle of life
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#8
Play Car Soccer in a casino, ski jumping while buying stocks?
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#10
I'd buy China.
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#13
Buy an Aston Martin and a house on the beach.

Oh yes... and a genuine Gibson Les Paul Satndard from 1959.
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#15
play elaborate jokes on people. like, that troll dad if anyones seen what im talking about. only better. like, convince a friend that crazy shits goin down. like, start them off seeing a frog. then seeing more and more, everywhere they go, i'd bribe their workmates to help, id put shit in the sky, massive tv campaigns. then just be like, 'lol, owned."

in more serious terms, invest in things that are going to make me even more money, put money in the bank, stock, property, buy companys etc etc.
#16
Buy:

Lamborghini Gallardo
Lamborghini Murcielago
Lamborghini Reventon
Audi R8
Aston Martin Rapide
Eight Marshall JCM800 full stacks
Eight vintage Marshall full stacks
Orange Thunderverb 200 watt full stack
Vintage '57 Stratocaster
Vintage '59 Les Paul Standard
Vintage '61 SG
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Mansion on said island
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#18
I'd play car FOOTBALL

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#19
i'd build an exact replica of the Forest Temple from Ocarina of Time, and get the maids to dress up like the Poe Sisters and get the butlers to dress up like stalfos.
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#20
I think I'd take an X6 to Australia, to see if the irritating glove compartment worked better upside down.

Edit: Or just take out a contract on Clarksons life.
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#21
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i'd build an exact replica of the Forest Temple from Ocarina of Time, and get the maids to dress up like the Poe Sisters and get the butlers to dress up like stalfi (stalfoses?)


I think Stalfos is the singular and plural, like sheep.
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#23
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I think Stalfos is the singular and plural, like sheep.


i think that would make sense.

EDIT: after looking it up on the Zelda wiki, stalfos is the correct plural.
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#24
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i think that would make sense.


Either way that idea is amazing.
Or remake the water temple and spend the rest of your life getting pissed off. God I hated that place.
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#25
I'd try to destroy the economy.
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#28
I'd go rally driving. With a car.
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#31
How are none of them seriously injured?

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#32
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If you don't like the word "soccer," blame the English. They coined it.

Oh... With a car.
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#34
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If you don't like the word "soccer," blame the English. They coined it.

Oh... With a car.

I'm blaming everyone, and I think I have the right to do so.
#35
I'd buy an Aston Martin, fill it with money, fap into every single bill, and give the car to a homeless man with a Golden Radio voice.