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#1
You're damn right. this is a thread for men dammit.

Here's the place to revisit your manly deeds.

Have you cut down a tree with your teeth? Fought a tiger with nunchucks? Gone Fishing? Grown a beard? hidden homoerotic thoughts from your buddies while you high five whilst watching the game?


Me, well i once grew a beard.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
Last edited by cliff_em_all at Mar 24, 2011,
#3
I have a beard and will be consuming a few beers tonight. Damn it feels good to be a man.
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#4
Well I don't go bragging about every thing I do. Here's a quote I feel is pretty relevant though

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

-Robert A. Heinlein
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#6
I'm drinking burr right now and I refuse to shave anything that isn't my neck. And not pussy hipster beer, manly poor person beer. NATTY LIGHT BITCHES.
Quote by supersac
ive won an argument with a girl but then i still lost
Quote by rgrockr
I guess that's why my ass was sore when I woke up this morning.

It is now my goal to get skylerjames13 to BURN OUT
Every thread I touch closes
I ENJOY SKAAAAAAA
#7
Quote by PaulyVengeance
What the fuck are 'numchucks'?


Numnuts. >_>


The things i'll beat your arse silly with if you come in the man thread complaining like a lady would.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#8
Quote by thefunk
I'm drinking burr right now and I refuse to shave anything that isn't my neck. And not pussy hipster beer, manly poor person beer. NATTY LIGHT BITCHES.

Oh, are you having Bear Grylls coming over?
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#10
I have a guinea pig.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#11
I think the main manly thing about me is that I'm addicted to powertools.
I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
#15
I just finished building a shed!
"Its okay if you only know three chords but God, put 'em in the right order" Hank Hill
#16
Quote by Kensai
Oh, are you having Bear Grylls coming over?


Because it tastes like piss. I see what you did there.
Quote by supersac
ive won an argument with a girl but then i still lost
Quote by rgrockr
I guess that's why my ass was sore when I woke up this morning.

It is now my goal to get skylerjames13 to BURN OUT
Every thread I touch closes
I ENJOY SKAAAAAAA
#17
I did 16 pushups today.

(Or at least that's where my PE teacher told me to stop because they were getting too pathetic. >.>
#18
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#19


EDIT: damnit, wrong smiley. here is the one i meant...
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You're a retard, read Scourges posts. There is already a system folder, why do I need a system32.
Last edited by axethrower13 at Mar 24, 2011,
#20
Quote by cliff_em_all
The things i'll beat your arse silly with if you come in the man thread complaining like a lady would.


you still spelled it wrong. it's spelled "Nunchaku." and before you say anything, i coincidentally have some within reach.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#22
Quote by theogonia777
you still spelled it wrong. it's spelled "Nunchaku." and before you say anything, i coincidentally have some within reach.



Being a man, i own several rifles, all with reach. However i don't need em, cause i got ma BARE HANDS
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#23
I once drove a truck over a cliff, punched the windshield out as it was falling, threw myself out, and cushioned my landing with my beard just to prove I could do it.
Tool
Sleep
Gojira
Puscifer
Neurosis
Sunn O)))
Meshuggah
Modest Mouse
Electric Wizard
Mammoth Grinder


Lucid Dreaming Thread
#24
Real men make their own nunchakus by growning a second dick, tearing them both off and tying them together with their manly mane of pubic fur.
Quote by supersac
ive won an argument with a girl but then i still lost
Quote by rgrockr
I guess that's why my ass was sore when I woke up this morning.

It is now my goal to get skylerjames13 to BURN OUT
Every thread I touch closes
I ENJOY SKAAAAAAA
#25
I'm having a tough time with my girlfriend at the moment so we're trying to get through it, and now i'm trying to man up a bit after crying earlier on.

So I let out a fart so big it ripped a black hole into existence, luckily it filled up instantly after sucking out all my ego, so we're all safe and i've donated all my money to charity.
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FUCK YEAH GHERKIN PALS!!



Yeah, I use a Squier Strat.
#27
My left hand is on my balls right now... yeah thats right!
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

Quote by CliffIsAngry
I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#28
OT: Whats your favorite cut of steak? and how cooked.


I'll have some fillet RARE
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#29
Quote by cliff_em_all
OT: Whats your favorite cut of steak? and how cooked.


I'll have some fillet RARE


Fuck that, I'll eat it live.
Tool
Sleep
Gojira
Puscifer
Neurosis
Sunn O)))
Meshuggah
Modest Mouse
Electric Wizard
Mammoth Grinder


Lucid Dreaming Thread
#30
Lifted weights today. Gonna go compete in a sporting event tomorrow, and have sexual relations with a lady shortly thereafter.

you know, the usual.
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#31
Quote by cliff_em_all
OT: Whats your favorite cut of steak? and how cooked.


I'll have some fillet RARE

Mine is called cow, i just eat cows, thats how men eat steak.
Pffft cutting it up, what a pansy.
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

Quote by CliffIsAngry
I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#32
Quote by cliff_em_all
Being a man, i own several rifles, all with reach. However i don't need em, cause i got ma BARE HANDS


please, real men don't use their bare hands. they use tanks of course.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#33
I got my pickup truck, and my toolbox out.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#34
Quote by cliff_em_all
OT: Whats your favorite cut of steak? and how cooked.


I'll have some fillet RARE

The whole damned cow, with the organs removed and the cavity filled with cheddar jack cheese, deep fried.
Quote by Butt Rayge
Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#36
Quote by Primus2112
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.


I ate two bowls without any milk and then I got into the salty spitoon.
#37
Hey guys, should i get this wrench? im tired of tightin' bolts with MA BARE HANDS
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#39
Quote by Kensai
Well I don't go bragging about every thing I do. Here's a quote I feel is pretty relevant though

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

-Robert A. Heinlein


I can do all those except die gallantly.

dying is for pussies.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#40
I'm gonna go to a ska show and skank all night tomorrow, and probably drink some Pabst as well. Amidoinitrite?
Quote by supersac
ive won an argument with a girl but then i still lost
Quote by rgrockr
I guess that's why my ass was sore when I woke up this morning.

It is now my goal to get skylerjames13 to BURN OUT
Every thread I touch closes
I ENJOY SKAAAAAAA
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