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You now are a woman. You must choose one man to father your child. (sperm donor, no sex). Who do you chose, and why?
#2
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#6
Christopher Walken.


Give me one good reason not to.
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#7
Elton John.

It's the only way he'll have kids, and he deserves them.
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#12
This is a tough question to answer... Sean Connery.

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Eww.

v And I agree with that.
#13
But if I was a woman I'd inevitably be a lesbian, so no kids.
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#14
I'm a lesbian.
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#17
Stephen Fry, even if I had to molest him for it.
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FUCK YEAH GHERKIN PALS!!



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#20
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Since I have my sperm frozen before I became I woman, I'd impregnate myself! Problem, God?

I'm pretty sure your kid would be ****ed up.
#21
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Since I have my sperm frozen before I became I woman, I'd impregnate myself! Problem, God?



Would the child be inbred?
#22


I mean come on, that's a good looking guy


no homo
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#23
Well, if everybody is changing sexes, that would make my girl a guy. She can be my baby's daddy.
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#24
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#25
Either that or Bill Bailey.
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FUCK YEAH GHERKIN PALS!!



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#26
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#28
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I mean come on, that's a good looking guy


no homo


heath ledger had plastic surgery, didn't he?

also,

LICKY, LICKY LOLLIPOP


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#31
Charlie Sheen
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epic win. total, epic win. this is probably the best OC ever created on UG.

kudos, sir.

kudos.
#33
Children without sex? No-****ing-thanks.
Every poster on here is a 6-foot Catholic schoolgirl with an 8-inch penis and riches beyond my wildest dreams.
#36
chuck norris! or charlie sheen
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Nope because I'm not a dick.
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then did you just call yourself a PUSSY???



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#37
I wouldn't care who's it is, but I'd want some extra...I get thirsty ya know
#38
uhh...Ray Emery. Not close.
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#39
Quote by namesroverrated


I mean come on, that's a good looking guy


no homo

You absolute bastard! I instantly thought of that man as soon as I opened the thread, he just oozes sex and coolness. Ultimate homo.
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