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Title's just a mirror of the other thread because I didn't know what else to call it.
Sex aside -- who would you want to mother your children?

I think I'd pick Ellen Degeneres.

EDIT: This isn't the pictures of hot chicks thread, god dammit. So new rule -- you can't have sex with this woman, she's just going to be the mother of your children.
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#6
Guitarxo


and TS.
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brot pls
#8
Either Hayley Williams or Olivia Wilde.
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#9
Zooey Deschanel, probably.
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#10
Bury your first toy and your mother's picture.
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#12
Natalie Portman.

Though if I don't get to let off inside, I wouldn't have kids.
Every poster on here is a 6-foot Catholic schoolgirl with an 8-inch penis and riches beyond my wildest dreams.
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#13
Scarlett Johansson, totally.
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#15
Wait, when did the Pit get girls?

*applies cootie spray*
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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


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#16
Wolves.

No, I would not sex wolves, but I would want my child raised by them.
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#18
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My girl

I've got sunshiiiine
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#25
I wish El Topo was more popular so more people would have noticed my reference.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#27
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You can join to dude. You only had to ask.
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brot pls
#33
Am I the only guy on here with good taste? Bar Refaeli.
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#35
Angela Gossow. While the rest of you are only thinking about what woman you will get to have sex with, I'M thinking about what woman I'll be able to have sex with, and proceedingly raise a child in the most brootal, metuhl, family band ever!
#36
Brody Dalle.
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#40
NO ONE!!!!!

Why? because I'm not stupid enough to have kids.
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In the end, the only question is: what bass would Jesus play?

I think he's a Fender Jazz guy.
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