#1
I just went twozies and it smelled of grape cough syrup. Why? I have just that good of a diet I suppose.

This not the first time something of me has smelled odd.

I've had people clarify that my armpits smelled of cinnamon, my breath of strawberries, and my shoes of a thousand rotting skunks. Yeah!

So this a thread where I ask the question: Have you ever smelled something, and it didn't quite give off the odor you thought it would?

This may be a stupid topic, but I can't be the only one who has this issue. I can't be the only one who sees a commercial on Tide for example, and suddenly thinks "Do I smell brownies?" Or sees an ex and smells dumpster or something...

Thoughts?
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#4
Your shit is now grapes.
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#5
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Your shit is now grapes.


I read this in the Old Spice guy's voice.

I never smell bad. I went through this phase where I'd go several days (up to a week) without showering and only using deodorant every few days, and people would always tell me I smelled good.

Otherwise, no. You're frakkin' weird/maybe dying.
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#6
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Well, my penis smells of fecieas and my anus smells of semen...


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#8
Reminds me of the time I ate half a batch of special brownies (which had an ounce of special ingredient). My poo smelled like dank. It completely caught me off guard.
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#9
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Well, my penis smells of fecieas and my anus smells of semen...


lolz, i get it
#10
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I never smell bad. I went through this phase where I'd go several days (up to a week) without showering and only using deodorant every few days, and people would always tell me I smelled good.

Same. My favorite days are the ones where someone compliments the smell of my hair.. and I'm like "thank you.. it's been a couple of days"
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#12
Today I cranked the AC in the car after pressing the window wash and it smelled like cottage cheese and chocolate.
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#13
I'm usually worried about my breath. I don't think I have bad breath but no one ever tells you. I eat a constant stream of junk ranging from taco bell to chocolate and more chocolate. When I know I'm going to be around the opposite sex I immediately start eating healthy as if it's going to correct some sort of imbalance. They say that a diet of fruit and veggies makes you taste better for.. sex... *cough* and also makes your breath more bearable sometimes. The combination of grapes one second and pizza the next apparently makes for smelling awesome.

The weirdest thing I think I've smelled is when I delivered pizzas I went out the back door and instead of smelling food I smelled burning flesh. O_O
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#14
One of my friends drank a 2-liter bottle of grape soda and literally shit purple. I kid you not.

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Play until she breaks up with you.

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#15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parosmia

It's a real thing.
Not saying you should worry, but you might want to get it checked out.

As for you (and I) smelling the way we do? No idea.
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There's a guy named, I shit you not, Hunter Goldhammer. I have never met him, I only heard his name over the PA, but I assume he's a dwarf paladin.

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#16
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One of my friends drank a 2-liter bottle of grape soda and literally shit purple. I kid you not.


What!? You're shitting me!
#17
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What!? You're shitting me!


Pun intended?

It happened. I wish I had pics, but I swear to God it's true.

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B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


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#18
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parosmia

It's a real thing.
Not saying you should worry, but you might want to get it checked out.

I haven't been able to smell properly in a long time. My dog could fart right next to me... My mom could be whining about the smell, and I don't smell a damn thing.

So if I do smell something, I'm the weirdo who asks for a second opinion of "doesn't this smell like ----?" Oddly enough they'll usually agree "OMG you're right... It does..."

So my sense of smell can't be gone, but it's almost as if I have selective smelling or something. I don't pick up on a lot of things.
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#19
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One of my friends drank a 2-liter bottle of grape soda and literally shit purple. I kid you not.

I have shat every color but blue, purple, and white. I believe your story, sir.
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#20
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I read this in the Old Spice guy's voice.

I never smell bad. I went through this phase where I'd go several days (up to a week) without showering and only using deodorant every few days, and people would always tell me I smelled good.

Otherwise, no. You're frakkin' weird/maybe dying.

Your shit is now diamonds.
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#21
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I have shat every color but blue, purple, and white. I believe your story, sir.


I have pissed blue.
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#22
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I have pissed blue.

the cause?
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#24
Speaking of shit stories, in less intelligent days I drank 8ozs of cough syrup to trip. And the next day quite literally shit cough syrup...it didn't smell like grape cough syrup though, it smelled of death, plastic and shit. Lol, also the feeling man, just cough syrup sliding out of my ass, weirdest shit of my life.
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#25
I shat pink once. Hot pink. I ate nothing but watermelon for two days. Nothing else. It was weird.
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#26
The best 11'er has returned from the FOTB triumphant!!!!!

OT: I used to get these peanut butter pot cookies, and if we ate enough of them, our sweat would smell like weed for a few days.
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#27
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I shat pink once. Hot pink. I ate nothing but watermelon for two days. Nothing else. It was weird.


Wat.


I can honestly say nothing like this has ever happened to me.
#28
Root Beer smells like Germolene IMO.

Also, my cum smells like red bull. I drink too many energy drinks...
#29
I've had days where I eat just beef jerky and sunflower seeds while drinking soda. It means that my breath is awful so I don't recommend it. Makes my pee smell like beef though. :thumbsup:

Also Doomded can I have some cookies?
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#30
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Also Doomded can I have some cookies?

Its been a year or so since I had those, but you can hit this bowl I'm smoking.

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#31
TIme and place man. I could stand to smell like pot.
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#33
I like the color part. I never had blue, I count yellow from the baby years, who the **** has silver? and lastly black has happened. Stomach ulcers...
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You are easily taking the prize for my favorite 11er.

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