#1
True story!
So i was just looking at some porn (OMG) planning on a good wank when i noticed the ad on the bottom of the screen for an adult encounters site set up kind of like facebook. It had a little chat bar at the bottom and some fake girl was "talking" to me. Ordinarily, i would disregard this and proceed masturbating. However, i noticed one of the apparently (i can only assume) computer generated messages that the "girl" said to me was shockingly racist and insulting . Due to my lack of response "she" posted:
"Abla englais? Go back to Mexico you ****ing beaner!".

I couldn't believe an ad company would use that as a part of their enticement for the website (Not to mention the misspellings! Jeeez.). Naturally, i was intrigued as to what other phrases the various bots (again i assume they are pre-programmed based on the brief research i conducted with the bots and google) had programmed and if any were as shocking or offensive. There were many messages from various girls concerning scoring drugs in my city, absent boyfriends/husbands , demeaning me for watching porn , and more about drugs . I was just about to give up when i received this gem:

rainydaychick696 :
2:19am
Shit. Be right back. My baby just fell down the stairs!


Wtf mate?


TL;DR - I was about to watch porn and something funny/bizarre/offensive happened. I went immediately to UG. I did not end up masturbating.

No, i don't have way to much time on my hands (hands, haha!).

Edit: Screenshots on page 2!
Last edited by Faux at Mar 25, 2011,
#3
Probably ads by christian companies to get you to stop masturbating...


looks like they work
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#4
"rainydaychick696 :
2:19am
Shit. Be right back. My baby just fell down the stairs!"

Hahahahaha, that begins an excellent reign of awesome.
#5
TS likes Latina MILFs.
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#6
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Probably ads by christian companies to get you to stop masturbating...


looks like they work


HAHAHAHAHa nice one
#7
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TS likes Latina MILFs.


Indeed! Not necessarily milfs tho. Also, not what i was looking at but a good guess nonetheless.

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Probably ads by christian companies to get you to stop masturbating...


looks like they work


A baby falling down the stairs does distract, yes.
#9
Pics?

of the ad I mean
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#11
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Pics?

of the ad I mean


i thought of taking pics but i'm on my mac atm and was very eager to get this story out there so didn't take the time to figure out how to take a screen shot on a mac

However! I'll look into that and if i figure it out (or if someone informs me) I will return to the site and continue my "research".
#12
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However! I'll look into that and if i figure it out (or if someone informs me) I will return to the site and continue my "research".

I think he means he going to continue jacking off here, guys.

That is my deduction from this post.
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#16
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i'm on my mac atm


There's your problem. Straight porn sites rarely see a mac so the ad programmers figured they'd snuck in some jokes.
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#18
What sort of sites were you using that would make an advertiser think you'd find an injured baby arousing?
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#20
I have seen what you speak of... you close out of the 'chat' but the bitch keeps messaging you and the further it goes, the more rude she gets. After like 7 messages of no clicking it becomes shit like, "well **** you, you don't know what you are missing. have fun jerking off, perv." Now my feelings are hurt...
#21
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I have seen what you speak of... you close out of the 'chat' but the bitch keeps messaging you and the further it goes, the more rude she gets. After like 7 messages of no clicking it becomes shit like, "well **** you, you don't know what you are missing. have fun jerking off, perv." Now my feelings are hurt...


Its exactly that!
#22
On a mac?
There is an application called grab that is good.
Or:
Command-Shift-3: Whole screen
Command-Shift-4: area of screen

muledit:
grab comes with the mac, for clarification.
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Last edited by mulefish at Mar 25, 2011,
#23
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On a mac?
There is an application called grab that is good.
Or:
Command-Shift-3: Whole screen
Command-Shift-4: area of screen


Thanks!

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This all makes me ask: what if someone ended up going to mcdonalds at 4AM due to this?

Also, Japan? Really? That's low.
Last edited by Faux at Mar 25, 2011,
#24
That's pretty funny, I think those sites are getting trollerd hard by their programmers.
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#28
I wanted it to be true.. And it was. Amazing!
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#32
This thread turned out much more epic than I suspected at first glance.

Ontopic: I've seen something funny like that myself.
Same kind of "chat", the bot-girl on there eventually called me a fat Amish perv.
I take offense to the Amish part.

I still need to find out how to change my location to the 9th circle of Hell for those things.
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Last edited by PsiGuy60 at Mar 25, 2011,
#34
It's ok people the baby was fine.
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