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#1
What is UG's verdict?


At first I'm like ugh that shit's fugly but then in the back of my mind I'm always like "but those tits are soooo nice".

This isn't really as common as other types of girls though. Usually ugly girls have ugly bodies and vice versa. However there is always that occasional case of "ugly in general" but nice body.
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#5
This is the most common type of woman in Ireland.

God bless paper bags.
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#6
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This is the most common type of woman in Ireland.

God bless paper bags.



I love Irish chicks, so honey so so honey.
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#9
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I love Irish chicks, so honey so so honey.


There's a big difference between northern Irish and southern Irish chicks bro
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#10
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I have but one weakness: I can never say no to nice breasts or badonkadonks.


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Then
White are
All I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
Reaching out to me.
Lets me see.
#11
Pretty face w/ no assets > butter face w/ assets
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#12
I can relate to this disappointment, but with men. They'll be attractive and have a great personality, but be four feet tall and/or a waif. The fuck is that about.
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#13
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I can relate to this disappointment, but with men. They'll be attractive and have a great personality, but be four feet tall and/or a waif. The fuck is that about.

waif?

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A waif (from the Old French guaif, stray beast)[1] is a living creature removed, by hardship, loss or other helpless circumstance, from his or her original surroundings. The most common usage of the word is to designate a homeless, forsaken or orphaned child, or someone whose appearance is evocative of the same.


#14
mabeh fail ment dis?

" Wafe------39 up, 27 down
To place ones testicle or testicles inside the anus or vagina of his sexual partner. Similar terms include "bathing the dog" "the vagina fly trap". Variations include the "lego lock"; where one places one testicle in the rectum while simualtainiously placing the other free testicle in the vagina. Or the "bubble bath" where the both testicles are placed into the vagina or ass and queefed or farted on."
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#16
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Pretty sure she was going for waifu.
that's what I thought too, but isn't that just japanese for wife?


EDIT: OOOOH, she means married.
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that's what I thought too, but isn't that just japanese for wife?


EDIT: OOOOH, she means married.

I never had a problem with married women...
#20
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#22
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Word, it's those angry husbands who cause me problems.
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#23
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I think yall could stand to be a bit less shallow.

what, and pretend to be attracted to things that we aren't attracted to? Lolnah.
#24


Waif = too thin, looks like they can be carried off by a gust of wind.
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#26
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what, and pretend to be attracted to things that we aren't attracted to? Lolnah.


There's certainly more to a relationship than finding your partner physically attractive.
#27
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There's certainly more to a relationship than finding your partner physically attractive.


Obviously, but what makes that relationship any different than a friendship if you don't find the other person attractive?
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#28
Doesn't waif mean a homeless child?

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#30
Hmm, this has happened several times. I'd be at a party/bar and see a girl with a great ass, or if she's on the side, great tits. When I'd make my over to investigate, it's like they've took a frying pan to the face. The shock soon deters me, and back to drinking I go.

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#31
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Waif = too thin, looks like they can be carried off by a gust of wind.


So me basically 6 foot 5 waif

And errr dunno, if it's not too bad there's no problem, if it is I guess there's always the good ol' paper bag.
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Except children.
#32
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Obviously, but what makes that relationship any different than a friendship if you don't find the other person attractive?


Romantic interest?
Maybe there's not a lot of difference, but I don't see anything wrong with that.
#33
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So me basically 6 foot 5 waif


It's not even that it necessarily looks bad to be skinny. I just don't want someone I can beat the shit out of. Also, skinny guys are more difficult to hug.

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Romantic interest?
Maybe there's not a lot of difference, but I don't see anything wrong with that.


Yeah, I think romantic interest entails sexual attraction to some degree at least.
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#35
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Yeah, I think romantic interest entails sexual attraction to some degree at least.


I wouldn't say so. Some people just aren't very sexual, and they might have romantic partners. And what about fat people that marry other fat people? you can't honestly believe they're sexually attracted to one another!
But seriously, sex is not that important to a romantic relationship, to me. I'd much rather be with someone I considered a 6 on looks but a 9 with compatibility than vice versa.
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#36
I'd still bang it
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#38
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It's not even that it necessarily looks bad to be skinny. I just don't want someone I can beat the shit out of. Also, skinny guys are more difficult to hug.



But beating the shit out of people can be fun Oh and difficult to hug? I'd prove you wrong
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Except children.
#40
Not necessarily meant that way, but heck.
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