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#2
Like rubbing your shlong against your phone ? That's just weird....
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#4
what's your number
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#9
the keypad on a phone only goes up to 9 TS so technically that makes you a paedophile
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#10
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the keypad on a phone only goes up to 9 TS so technically that makes you a paedophile


not if you add all the numbers up, i dont know the proper term, but technically that would make me a granny fucker
#11
makes you a gilf enthuasiast
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#14
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Y'mean calling a sex line? Or having it with your bird?


Wtf, who has phone sex with birds? I mean you can't even understand what they're saying.
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#15
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operator or lady friend


Not with an operator, that sounds awful. And quite depressing.

And phone sex wi' your bird is alright, and it's the only option if you're long-distance, I s'pose.
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#18
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Not with an operator, that sounds awful. And quite depressing.

And phone sex wi' your bird is alright, and it's the only option if you're long-distance, I s'pose.



or if the "bird" still lives with her parents and she cant leave at 3am
#20
Um no? Porn is better, and you just know all the phone sex operators are fat.

EDIT: with a girl you know it's alright.... But porn is still better some people are more visually stimulated, others are more audibly stimulated, and some are more stimulated by tactile response.
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#21
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Um no? Porn is better, and you just know all the phone sex operators are fat.

EDIT: with a girl you know it's alright.... But porn is still better some people are more visually stimulated, others are more audibly stimulated, and some are more stimulated by tactile response.


honestly the picture she sent me did more, but hearing her moan helped quite a bit, way better than porn imo
#22
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honestly the picture she sent me did more, but hearing her moan helped quite a bit, way better than porn imo


I guess you're audibly stimulated then. I am too, but visual does a lot more for me.
#24
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i was actually saying visual did it more for me. i just cant do porn, doesnt really turn me on.


Does freshly mown grass turn you on? How about cocaine in a man's beard? Artichokes?
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#32
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I was gonna say that
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#34
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cocaine in mans beard- the sex addict in the league. what a show


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#38
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Here's your delicious Key Lime Pie:

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#39
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If you ever saw Dexter, you would know that a good Key Lime Pie is not green.


Son, I've MADE key lime pie. And I've seen every episode of Dexter. But that was the first picture I saw of an entire pie
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