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Title.

I never had that happen, I stayed out of trouble and usually guys don't go off and tell rumors about other guys.

What about you pit?
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#3
Nope.
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#5
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I have

Something about you being a slut or a lesbian?
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#6
I have. In high school, a rumor that I was gay got started. There's nothing wrong with being gay, but it stuck with me throughout my 4 years there, so needless to say I didn't get laid, because all the girls just wanted to be friends.
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Something about you being a slut or a lesbian?

I'm not telling what it was, otherwise I would have said when I posted
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#8
My ex girlfriend spread a rumour about me being impotent

Quite funny really.
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never!
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#11
they called me the Tripod.
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nononononononononononono

never!

If you love me say it
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#13
Had a rumor spread that I was a lesbian.
That same year I had another rumor spread that I regularly sucked some guy off during class.

This was in 6th grade
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#16
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I once got a rumour spread that i had a big penis.

Well it's obviously just a rumor.
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#17
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but that would be spreading the rumor onto the internet
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#19
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but that would be spreading the rumor onto the internet

Rumors are like rape, they come for a little while then they go away.
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#20
Some sluts spread a rumor that I had fake boobs back in high school
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#21
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that's probably one of the most sig worthy things ever.
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#23
Only 1, and it wasn't bad, basically that some girl I knew gave me head.
#24
Did you hear the one about the guy that makes a thread and then posts in it repeatedly to try and keep it alive?
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Did you hear the one about the guy that makes a thread and then posts in it repeatedly to try and keep it alive?

No I haven't, do tell.
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#26
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Rumors are like rape, they come for a little while then they go away.

But rumors don't go away D:
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#27
someone spread a rumor that i hooked up with a kid in the band room. complete bullshit but everyone ran with it tho.
Meh.
#28
There's a girl in my dorms who thinks I'm a total stoner who's high ALL the time. She's pretty wrong Not really a rumor though.
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#29
Ugh, yes. In 8th grade, Dan wanted me to tell people that Brittany liked Evan (no one likes Evan). This wasn't true, so I said no. So then Dan decided to tell everyone that I gave my friend Louis head (I didn't, by the way). People believed it, and it didn't help that Louis didn't deny it. -_-
#30
Yes. At the end of middle school and it followed my through high school.

I had broken a kid's nose (during soccer practice) and broken another guys ribs (friend of mine we were all goofing around and sort of tackled him and fell into the curb.)

However, the "how" I ended up doing those became due to fights. It made people afraid to screw with me in high school so it wasn't all bad.
#31
When I was in grade school a friend's mom (yes, his mom) spread a rumour that over the summer break I spent 2 weeks inside my room never leaving the house, and when I finally did I fainted.

Don't know what she had against me.
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#32
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I once got a rumour spread that i had a big penis.


Second I saw this thread title, that's all I could think to post

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#33
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I apparently jacked off on webcam for some girl in year 9.

>.>

Year 9?

Holy shit, how old are you?

EDIT: And I didn't know they had webcams back then ..

DOUBLE EDIT:
OT: in 8. grade, someone spread a rumour that I was colorblind. Had some fun with it.
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#34
Yeah, it all started when my friend asked me to go camping but her parents are weird so I didn't so I lied and said I had a date and got laid instead when I didn't, it spread round the school and everything just spiralled out of control.

I really hope someone gets the reference.
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#35
yeah someone was claiming I was stalking an ex girlfriend following her around town in my car. she called me a creep etc. you'd think she would have noticed that I was never actual following her. but she was an idiot so. she also made up some BS about how I tried to take advantage if her when she was drunk and I was sober. when in reality she told other people I was drunk and she was sober.

dumb bitches. dumb bitches everywhere.

another is, because I rarely date girls, that whatever guy friend I'm spending lots of time with is gay with me. this has happened three times in two different cities haha.
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#36
Yes, throughout elementary school. Most of the time they didn't even make any sense, I can't remember any on top of my head though.
#37
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#38
Yeah. Somebody told complete lies about me and my brother literally behind my back.
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#39
I remember after my first year of University during which I'd broken up with a long term girlfriend there was a rumour going around my hometown that she was pregnant with my child, the first of which I heard was when I was angrily accosted by two girls in a pub. She wasn't pregnant in the end, it was her cousin.
Hurrah for rumour spreading.
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#40
I once had my ex spread a rumor that I ****ed her,which was funny cuz I only kissed her twice and I think she just said it to make guys like her.I didn't hear about it till two years later and I just laughed(this was started in middle school you see)
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