#1
I'm stuck in a classic dilemma at the moment: I need to pay my rent.

I have an apartment off of campus because they crammed the dorms at my university full of thugs this year. After applying for gov't loans the school sends back the excess money that is not spent for the semester. I received two loans; one for $2,000 per semester and one for $3,000 per semester. Apparently this semester costed more or the financial aid department at my school didn't divide it up my refund right but now I owe my landlords (They're REAL pieces of work too.) $2,700 for the semester. We're supposed to pay it up front but I'm 3 months behind. My neighbors haven't paid for the entire year and they're discussing taking them to court now so I don't want to be in the same boat.

Here's the deal though: My dad let the bank foreclose on our house before I came to school because he's a stubborn jackass; this in turn destroyed his credit. He can't cosign on any loans for me because of that AND he just lost his job. I don't have any credit because I'm a 19 year old college student. I have absolutely no one to cosign on a loan for me; during this economic hardship no one's willing to take the risk. Everyone that has the ability is either going broke, getting married, or has to make some large financial decision now or in the near future.

I've been to my school's financial aid department (Who are absolutely no help) three times. Apparently I'm not allowed to, or just can't, receive any more money for this school year. My persistent nagging has awarded me with some dirty looks upon entering. No one seems to know what they're doing.

I could get a job, but I'm not realistically going to make $2700 in 2 days. I have checked everywhere to find a loan that I don't have to have a cosigner on but my efforts have been in vain.

Basically what I need is a plan, an idea; hell, I'll even take a concept. I have to find some sort of student loan (preferably for about $5,000, so I can keep living on my own dime.), or some other way of acquiring my rent money before Monday March 28, 2011.

Help a brother out. Zany adventures will ensue.

Also inb4 sell drugs, ***** yourself out, or rob a bank.
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#2
Well let me write you a check. You sure $5000.00 will be enough?
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#4
Arrange one hell of a bake sale...

Really though I don't know. Sell stuff I guess.
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#5
Im in the same boat and don't know what to do, im pretty buggered tbh
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#6
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That's also a shitty thing. I had to sell all my guitar shit (two Boogie heads, a cab, Twin Reverb, 4 guitars, pedalboard, 8 pedals, etc.). I'm left with a stratocaster that needs repaired and a computer interface.

It's a bummer

EDIT- Jackal, that would be splendid.
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Im in the same boat and don't know what to do, im pretty buggered tbh


In the same boat. i work two jobs ontop of school and still cant make rent.
sigh...
#8
Sell drugs, ***** yourself out, and then rob a bank. Shouldn't be too tough to find $5000.
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#9
What happens if you can't pay, TS?
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#11
So many threads about paying stuff o_O

But good luck!
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#12
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What happens if you can't pay, TS?


I'll either get sued or have my legs broken by some crystal meth tweakers.
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#13
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#14
That's a pretty heavy situation...money problems suck.

Selling stuff sucks too, because you lose a valued possession and you still wind up being behind the next month. Hind sight is always 20/20, but this is why working and going to school is a good idea.

Sell some more stuff? 2 days is a ridiculous crunch to find any real amount of money. You dont even have an RRSP (401k) to withdraw from temporarily.

Best of luck to you man.
#15
That sucks, but if there were an easy way to get money that was legal and quick then then everyone would be doing that...

The only easy ways are drugs and theft, but obviously they're incredibly illegal.
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#16
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I'll either get sued or have my legs broken by some crystal meth tweakers.

Don't really think either will happen, you'll probably get something added to the bill and if you can't pay it after that you'll get something on your record. Don't really know how it works where you live but it's like that here.
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#17
Sell pretty much everything non-essential, such as CDs?
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