Something that happened to you that probably hasnt happened to anyone else

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#2
I shot a man in Reno
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#3
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I shot a man in Reno


Just to watch him die?
#4
unlike most people

i have a girlfriend.

trololol.

nah, i almost got KO'd by a daggerboard while chilling in the water of a nearby sailing club's lake.

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#6
i have a job
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#8
I was in the tub with a girl one time and we pulled the plug to drain the water while still hangin out in the tub. Once the water was gone, I accidentally let a ripper go. Vibrated the tub. Ever happen to you?
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#9
I was almost run over by my best friend's mom and hit by a train within a 4 hour period.
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#10
Joking answer: I bit a zebra in the chest and ripped off some skin.

Serious answer: Shat on a turtle
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#13
Had a friend come up to me one day at school and hand me a bunch of my guitar picks, saying that he'd found them at his house. I had never ever been to his place before.
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#14
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A friend made me teach him how to masturbate.


tempted to sig


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#17
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tempted to sig


resisting temptation


Give in. Sig it. Sig it alllll night long.
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#20
Quote by wahappen
I was in the tub with a girl one time and we pulled the plug to drain the water while still hangin out in the tub. Once the water was gone, I accidentally let a ripper go. Vibrated the tub. Ever happen to you?



I booted my soccer ball straight up (for some reason) and it went right into the smoke stack of my fireplace and came out at the bottom where the grill is, bounced right back to me. No lie, it wasn't intentional but so epic.
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#21
I turned a straight girl into a lesbian by jizzing all over her face and hair on prom night. True story.
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#22
I was playing dodgeball in school and I did this sweet cartwheel and caught a ball during the cartwheel. I felt like I was in the Matrix
#23
Burnt both my hands and forearms on the fireplace when I was a wee kid. Still got the scars and surgery's every year.
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#24
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I booted my soccer ball straight up (for some reason) and it went right into the smoke stack of my fireplace and came out at the bottom where the grill is, bounced right back to me. No lie, it wasn't intentional but so epic.


But if your fireplace is inside....and the chimney top is outside....

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#25
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I turned a straight girl into a lesbian by jizzing all over her face and hair on prom night. True story.

I thought everyone's done that?
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#26
Dropped a nail once and it bounced and went straight in a soda can

And I've stabbed two people in the hand by complete accident - true story
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#27
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But if your fireplace is inside....and the chimney top is outside....


It went through a window for added awesomeness?
#28
Quote by geanes
A friend made me teach him how to masturbate.


Kind of like this, but the "him" was a "her", and she didn't need to be taught, she just needed pointers. Not that I have a vagina of my own...but I had enough experience to offer some tips.
Who wrote the blood and water chapter anyway? Probably some surly dad, only child, thirty cats.
#29
Several strange things have happened to me.

I've been attacked by an ostrich at age 6.

I accidentally picked up a prostitute in my car while looking at a map to find directions to my guitar tutors place lmao. She opened the car door while I was pulled over and started naming prices lol. I yelled at her to get out and I drove off.

I was also held in custody by the border patrol because they thought I was a human smuggler. I was never charged and I was let go...

I have more...
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#30
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I've been attacked by an ostrich at age 6.

Reminds me of when a horse started to eat my hair when i was around the same age because i thought it was straw.
#35
I transribed the solo to Crushing Day by Joe Satriani by ear. Took forever and was completely pointless.
#37
Quote by chaos13
But if your fireplace is inside....and the chimney top is outside....


It was a weird set up, the fireplace was in the inside but exactly on the opposite side of the wall (outside the house) was like another fireplace but you wouldn't call it that i guess. They shared the same chimeny stack.

I can make a picture on paint if necessary :P. But i was outside and the ball came out of the fire-area also on the outside

EDIT: i like geanes' version though, i'll stick with that one
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tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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ilikeyou.

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#39
Not much really. I lead a normal life, with normal people. I also shout a lot and get into trouble. But that's nothing out of the ordinary.

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I was in the tub with a girl one time and we pulled the plug to drain the water while still hangin out in the tub. Once the water was gone, I accidentally let a ripper go. Vibrated the tub. Ever happen to you?


wahappened next?


#40
get electrocuted a few years ago, stopped my heart spent 3 days in the hospital, good thing my boss knew CPR
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