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#1
Hey UG folks!

The title might be confusing, but I'll explain as good as I can.

So, I'm 15 years old and I'm kinda scared of drinking because my parents are so "afraid that something might happen when I'm out" so if I'm outside until the middle of the night they stay up to make sure I get home alright.

This means, I cannot drink at a party because if I get home drunk I'm ****ed, but like everyone at my age is drinking and I am too, but I have to watch out how much. I know I can sleep at a friends house or something, but ain't there anything that helps you get sober kinda quick when drunk? Anything at all?

Thanks
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#3
Dunk your head in really really really ice cold water. That'll wake you up.

Also, if you aren't a girl, you dont have much to worry about other than your friends writing on your face with a sharpie.
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#6
Quote by Cb4rabid
Dunk your head in really really really ice cold water. That'll wake you up.

Also, if you aren't a girl, you dont have much to worry about other than your friends writing on your face with a sharpie.


Haha, good one!
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#7
Drink more.

EDIT: after actually reading the OP, I'd recommend water and bread.
Last edited by BenRaah at Mar 25, 2011,
#8
Sleep it off kid and wait til you are old enough to drink.
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#9
Quote by Spartan101400
Don't drink, you're too young.


Yeah, you adults say that, but I already do... I'm just not getting drunk...
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#10
The only thing that makes you more sober is time. Other things can make you feel more sober, but nothing will reduce the amount of alcohol in your system except letting your liver take care of it.

Also: (mostly off-topic) I'm 22, so I can tell you from experience that drinking sucks. You are much better off smoking weed.
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#11
Quote by StewieSwan
15 year olds don't need to be getting drunk.

gtfo with your morality. as long as he's not getting shitfaced to the point where he's puking his guts out and getting ill, i think it's fine.

TS if you want to sober up, drink lots of water and eat something that will absorb the alcohol, like bread or crackers. probably best to stop drinking an hour or two before you have to go home as well.
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#12
If you have to ask this, don't drink.

The "but like everyone at my age is drinking and I am too" part bothers me. Don't just drink because it's cool. That in itself isn't cool.
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#13
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15 year olds don't need to be getting drunk.



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#15
just drink as much as you can at the start of the party that way it will have worn off by the time you go home. simple
#16
Quote by frozen_soul
gtfo with your morality. as long as he's not getting shitfaced to the point where he's puking his guts out and getting ill, i think it's fine.

TS if you want to sober up, drink lots of water and eat something that will absorb the alcohol, like bread or crackers. probably best to stop drinking an hour or two before you have to go home as well.

He's 15. Teenagers have no common sense. Imagine while he's drunk.
#17
Don't drink unless you have some place to crash so that you can sleep it off. Start the next morning with a shower and some toast and coffee, then you should be good.

Oh yeah, and don't drink too much. You should know your limit. When you think you're done, and you're good and drunk, then stop. Don't just keep drinking because your friends are.

Oh, and drinking water while you're drinking helps too.
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#18
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He's 15. Teenagers have no common sense. Imagine while he's drunk.

all teenagers get drunk. its part of being a teenager. besides, its not like college kids are any better when they're drunk.
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#19
Nothing will sober you up for you parents but try this to prevent hangovers.

Get home drunk
Eat a banana or some crackers and a potassium pill
Chug a huge glass of water
sleep
you'll wake up in a few hours to piss so do so
chug another huge glass of water
go back to sleep
wake up sober
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#20
Drinking is awesome but it comes with responsibility which your gona forget about when you drink, like now im also drunk ol but im old enough so you best behave, dont make any unwanted babies and dont get into any fights you cant handle (which is probably most of them when youve had a drink)
#21
Quote by frozen_soul
all teenagers get drunk. its part of being a teenager.


I am living proof that disproves this statement. I've never had a drop of alcohol in my life.
#22
I dislike when people say "OMG YOO R TOO YOUNG, I DIDN'T GET UP ON MY HIGH HORSE BY DRINKING!" Relax, it could be worse and in the end it's his decision.

I've been drinking since I was 15. Just take it easy, don't over-do it and for christ sake don't cause trouble or get into stupid shit. Only drink with your friends in safe places.
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You are much better off smoking weed.



good advice
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#25
Quote by Spartan101400
I am living proof that disproves this statement. I've never had a drop of alcohol in my life.

wow, how clever of you. of course there are some teenagers that are UG shut-ins, but im talking about the majority of normal teens here.
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
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Quote by Spartan101400
I am living proof that disproves this statement. I've never had a drop of alcohol in my life.

What life?
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#28
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Also: (mostly off-topic) I'm 22, so I can tell you from experience that drinking sucks. You are much better off smoking weed.


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#29
Since when has 15 years old been too young? You guys are crazy.
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wow, how clever of you. of course there are some teenagers that are UG shut-ins, but im talking about the majority of normal teens here.


Shut in? HA! That's funny, I'm sure that as a teenager I was much more social than anyone in my school
#31
Rape and pillage. The exercise will sober you up.
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#32
I was drinking when i was 15. Ended up doing "shots" from a brandy glass. Got so wasted, nearly ended up in hospital and haven't touched a spirit since.
#33
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I was drinking when i was 15. Ended up doing "shots" from a brandy glass. Got so wasted, nearly ended up in hospital and haven't touched a spirit since.

This is why you smoke weed instead. The absolute worst that can happen is you throwing up, and that's only if you force yourself to smoke a lot more than you're comfortable with. Aka never.
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#34
Quote by Spartan101400
Shut in? HA! That's funny, I'm sure that as a teenager I was much more social than anyone in my school
You seem to be making a lot of friends here. I'm sure that pointing yourself out as an exception to everything really makes you look cool.
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#35
Quote by StewieSwan
15 year olds don't need to be getting drunk.

itz kewl lololololol

Don't bother, your liver, friends and family will thank you

EDIT: i drink but i never go out to just get shit-faced. That's just no fun, what's the point in going to a party if you won't remember it in the morning? Or remember why you're in a tree fort in Mississippi... when the party was in Ontario...
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#36
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You seem to be making a lot of friends here. I'm sure that pointing yourself out as an exception to everything really makes you look cool.


Just trying to point out that nothing good ever comes from Underage drinking.
#38
Quote by ninjaapirate
This is why you smoke weed instead. The absolute worst that can happen is you throwing up, and that's only if you force yourself to smoke a lot more than you're comfortable with. Aka never.


I prefer being drunk than high. Just not to the point where i don't remember a single thing.
#39
Quote by frozen_soul
all teenagers get drunk. its part of being a teenager. besides, its not like college kids are any better when they're drunk.

13-19 is a huge age difference. Just because everyone is doing it doesn't mean you should.
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#40
Quote by Spartan101400
Just trying to point out that nothing good ever comes from Underage drinking.
There are better ways to do it than "You're too young, don't drink." That's the bs that gets kids to binge drink and do dumb shit. Knowing what's right is fine and all but knowing how to get it across to others is what matters.
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