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#1
You're willing to pay a stranger $10,000 to find you a wife.

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Quick! Before someone finds him one!
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#2
you are now not alone?
Lets jump in a pool


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#3
Quote by I am wet
you are now not alone?

That was quick
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#4
You know you're forever alone when a cute girl feels so sorry for you that she sleeps in your bed, kisses you, blows you, and lets you spoon her just to put you out of your misery.

#5
This guy is pretty funny. Love his humour! Good luck to him!
UG's Batman



NOW WITHOUT CHRISTIAN BALE'S "GRUFF" LISPY VOICE!


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#6
Quote by izbbass
That was quick

Just like how fast UCONN is going to get beat by the Wild Cats
Lets jump in a pool


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#7
to you^
Quote by madbasslover
You know you're forever alone when a cute girl feels so sorry for you that she sleeps in your bed, kisses you, blows you, and lets you spoon her just to put you out of your misery.


You know you're forever alone when a girl won't even do that for you
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E-Married to the sexy DarkConcertine


and Jon777 .


#8
You know you're forever alone when you come to the Pit to assuage your crushing emptiness and lack of human contact

EDIT: Wait. Holy shit. This guy is awesome.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
Last edited by fail at Mar 25, 2011,
#9
you know you're alone when your spending a friday night making threads in the Pit



Everything Can Be Beaten
#10
You know you're forever alone when you are alone.......... FOREVER
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

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#11
this is what the 40 year old virgin should have done


****in awesome if i do say so myself
#12
Quote by I am wet
Just like how fast UCONN is going to get beat by the Wild Cats

w00t f*ckin w00t, Go Cats!!!! D WIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
#14
Quote by I am wet
Just like how fast UCONN is going to get beat by the Wild Cats



I don't care about basketball.


But say anything about their football team.. >_>
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#15
surely if he's giving someone $10K to get him married, he wont be alone, cause he'll be married, so he cant be forever alone, cause he'll be married.................
#16
Quote by magnus_maximus
What a depressing thread.



I think people just want to finish the title. They don't care about the OP
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#18
Quote by izbbass


I think people just want to finish the title. They don't care about the OP


Well, it's a good idea for a thread!

You know you're forever alone when...

-You get excited when your phone vibrates only to find out it's just a text from your mom
-All of your friends are making out at a party and you're standing there awkwardly
-Nobody 'likes' your awesome facebook status
-You turn down invitations to social events because you suck at socializing

Etc.


...
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#19
Quote by fail
Well, it's a good idea for a thread!

You know you're forever alone when...

-You get excited when your phone vibrates only to find out it's just a text from your mom
-All of your friends are making out at a party and you're standing there awkwardly
-Nobody 'likes' your awesome facebook status
-You turn down invitations to social events because you suck at socializing

Etc.


...

You know you're forever alone when you can make good Forever Alone jokes about your own life.


Too mean?
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#21
Quote by fail
Well, it's a good idea for a thread!

You know you're forever alone when...

-You get excited when your phone vibrates only to find out it's just a text from your mom
-All of your friends are making out at a party and you're standing there awkwardly
-Nobody 'likes' your awesome facebook status
-You turn down invitations to social events because you suck at socializing

Etc.


...



Yep, I do all that too. All of it.
#22
Quote by fail
Well, it's a good idea for a thread!

You know you're forever alone when...

-You get excited when your phone vibrates only to find out it's just a text from your mom
-All of your friends are making out at a party and you're standing there awkwardly
-Nobody 'likes' your awesome facebook status
-You turn down invitations to social events because you suck at socializing

Etc.


...


Also myself.

some more:

-You've never used up all the minutes on your phone
-You can't remember what your ringtone even is anymore
-You have to think about your own life to come up with these things

My signature lacks content. It is, however, blue.
#23
You know you're forever alone when the only contacts in your phone are your mom and dad.
#24
When you make posts on The Pit indirectly begging for sympathy because some girl you like doesn't feel the same way.
#25
This thread has been forever alone jacked
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#26
Quote by MAC2322
Also myself.

some more:

-You've never used up all the minutes on your phone
-You can't remember what your ringtone even is anymore
-You have to think about your own life to come up with these things



Oh my god, why are all these applying to me?


-You haven't put a new contact on your phone in months
-You've only gone to one other person's house the past 2 months
-Most of your free time is spent on the interwebs
-The last time you had a girlfriend or anyone even close to the title was nearly 4 years ago
-You have to think hard to name more than 3 friends
#27
Quote by magnus_maximus
Stop having such a downer in every post. Negativity begets negativity. I'm not flaming, just saying. Try and lighten up a bit, you lovely biatch.


I thought I was fitting in pretty well here.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#28
You know you're forever alone when your group of friends is made out of 5 couples.
#29
You know you're forever alone when

-you're a virgin
-you've never had a girlfriend
-don't have any friends that are girls
-never kissed a girl
-never hugged a female except for relatives

I drew from personal experience. I fucking win.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#31
Quote by SlayingDragons
-When you know people on internet forums as well if not better than your own friends.


Gah...

When you see a username you recognize and know what their avatar is by memory
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#32
You know you're forever alone when...

-You've never had any extended contact with the opposite sex unless it was your parent or strictly for business.
-You spend nearly all of your time on the Internet, or at least inside.
-You don't have a cell phone, even though you are perfectly capable of getting one.
-You post in "You know you're forever alone when..." threads trying to make yourself look more superior by pointing out why people are posting you-know-you're-forever-alone-when's.
Every poster on here is a 6-foot Catholic schoolgirl with an 8-inch penis and riches beyond my wildest dreams.
#33
Quote by Roookie
You know you're forever alone when your group of friends is made out of 5 couples.


You know you're forever along when you have no friends.

Edit: I forgot about Cleverbot, I'll go talk to her right now.
Last edited by slipknot5678 at Mar 25, 2011,
#34
Quote by madbasslover
You know you're forever alone when a cute girl feels so sorry for you that she sleeps in your bed, kisses you, blows you, and lets you spoon her just to put you out of your misery.


Wow. Suck it up cupcake. At least she let you.
#35
You know you're forever alone when on the last day of school before spring break, you're about to talk to the girl you like when some other guy starts having a conversation with her and you chicken out. And then you have to spend all of spring break in your basement, posting in threads like this.
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Hipster.


I have a name. It is Mitch.
#37
You know you're forever alone when your best friends are people you'll never personally meet.
Every poster on here is a 6-foot Catholic schoolgirl with an 8-inch penis and riches beyond my wildest dreams.
#38
Quote by fail
Well, it's a good idea for a thread!

You know you're forever alone when...

-You get excited when your phone vibrates only to find out it's just a text from your mom
-All of your friends are making out at a party and you're standing there awkwardly
-Nobody 'likes' your awesome facebook status
-You turn down invitations to social events because you suck at socializing

Etc.


...

All of this.


I'm getting a rush from facebook notifications now
cat
#39
The guy's name is McFeely?
With a last name like that, I'm surprised he isn't swarming with women
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