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Think about the number of poor starving people your wardrobe liquidation sale can feed in a week. Seriously. You probably realize you will be able to provide lots of food, but you still won't do anything, because you are greedy.

Right now you are probably trying to find a way to justify this greediness. But you can't.

If you sold one of your guitars, you could afford a surgery to give a child a new life with the money you could donate. But you won't do it.

If sold half of your possessions and donated the profits, I absolutely guarantee you that you save a kid's life somewhere in the world. But you won't do it. You are pretty much saying "my toys > a child's life".

Why are you so greedy?


EDIT: Yes, I realize this applies to me, too. Shit.
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#3
You could sponsor a child with the money you spent on your internet connection to post this.


EDIT: ^
#4
Because I am now diamonds.
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#7
A very modest proposal sir.
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#10
TS should be ashamed of himself.
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#12


I can be a pretty Gordon Gekko excessive at times, but I've donated to American Cancer Society, the Haiti earthquake relief, funded many local events and benefits, and you can suck my cock.
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With as little as $250, you could pay for the surgery to heal this child. But you won't do it...
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With as little as $250, you could pay for the surgery to heal this child. But you won't do it...


I need this money for myself.
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With as little as $250, you could pay for the surgery to heal this child. But you won't do it...


You apparently will, though. So...good job, buddy. Thanks for saving that kids social life.
#21
TS is a troll, isn't he?
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#23
Are you trying to get UG to pay for your child's meds, Mike? Didn't you watch Karate Kid? MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK, MICHAEL. SWEEP THE LEG, MICHAEL!
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Are you trying to get UG to pay for your child's meds, Mike? Didn't you watch Karate Kid? MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK, MICHAEL. SWEEP THE LEG, MICHAEL!


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Which one of us is going to be Dae-Han? This can't go any further until we figure this out...


Hell, nobody's getting any mercy from me. Shit's for the weak.
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#29
So Mike. Why are you paying for internet service? Why do you own a computer. You do know the money you spend on your electric bill every month would feed over a thousand starving kids in the Sudan don't you? You do know this don't you?
You do know that you could donate your computer to a school in Benghazi and let a hundred kids or more tell the world about their plight in Libya.
You do know that you could donate your skin to help heal a group of heroic engineers in Japan fighting to prevent a nuclear crisis don't you? They are all going to need skin grafts.
Greedy bastard.
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I think we all know where this is going....



Bloodsport.
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#31
well considering i volunteer at shelters and help in suop kitchens as well as am part of a group that fundraise for said kids in africa, recently had a bake sale and a show to raise money for the victims of japan, i think i should keep the few things i have that bring me joy because this is america and i work for all my shit
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Bloodsport.


For the love of GOD, someone shoop in the baby with the cleft lip.
#33
*sits back*

*smokes a bowl*

*cracks knuckles*

Yeah. We're greedy. We're horrible people. Are we to blame for this? No. Y'know who is? The despots in charge of their countries.

Do you think we can just send money over there? No, because the money gets used up in the processes of currency exchange, air travel, etc. All of these services take up a lot of money. Sending a pile of money won't save a life, because there are greedy people over there that steal the money.

So yeah, I'm greedy. I know that I *could* go to Africa and watch it myself, but it's not realistic. It would require me to leave my job for a long time, leave my school, and possibly burn bridges with my parents. I'm not going to screw my life up to save a life that does not have a sure sense of survival.

If that makes me a horrible person, I am a horrible person, but I know sending a pile of money won't do shit.
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#34
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So Mike. Why are you paying for internet service? Why do you own a computer. You do know the money you spend on your electric bill every month would feed over a thousand starving kids in the Sudan don't you? You do know this don't you?
You do know that you could donate your computer to a school in Benghazi and let a hundred kids or more tell the world about their plight in Libya.
You do know that you could donate your skin to help heal a group of heroic engineers in Japan fighting to prevent a nuclear crisis don't you? They are all going to need skin grafts.
Greedy bastard.



I know. But this entire thread is part of my plot to guilt you into donating money to charities which I secretly own. I will then use the proceeds on fast cars and Vietnamese hookers.
#35
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Righteous.
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#37
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So Mike. Why are you paying for internet service? Why do you own a computer. You do know the money you spend on your electric bill every month would feed over a thousand starving kids in the Sudan don't you? You do know this don't you?
You do know that you could donate your computer to a school in Benghazi and let a hundred kids or more tell the world about their plight in Libya.
You do know that you could donate your skin to help heal a group of heroic engineers in Japan fighting to prevent a nuclear crisis don't you? They are all going to need skin grafts.
Greedy bastard.

He built the computer from a microwave and television found in the trash, he's using the neighbor's wifi, and powering it all via stationary bike connected to a generator built from his parents' dryer and bitter tears.
#38
sucks for them. meanwhile im gonna get mine.
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#39
so are you proposing socialism is the way to go? I mean don't get me wrong people who just play in their bedrooms with 100 guitars is a little much but part of the reason capitalism is great is because not everyone is equal. If I gave the 300 dollars i saved up for a new guitar to someone ever time i saved up 300 dollars I would have nothing besides the bare min. of food I need and a 1 bedroom apt. but giving to the less fortunate is definitely a good thing and although you shouldnt give all your money to others it would be nice to maybe help the Japanese right now instead of buying yet another Marshall stack or Gibson Les Paul
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I know. But this entire thread is part of my plot to guilt you into donating money to charities which I secretly own. I will then use the proceeds on fast cars and Vietnamese hookers.


Do you take Paypal? I must invest in this
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