#1
I know absolutely nothing about this topic. My woman is currently on laundry duty and I need a sandwich, but I can't decide which cologne to wear while I make my sandwich. I have access to virtually every cologne known to man, which one should I wear, and why?
#2
Bacon grease.
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#5
Tell your woman to hurry up with the laundry because you're hungry?
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Tell your woman to hurry up with the laundry because you're hungry?

I'm disappointed it took this long to come up.
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#9
You make terrible threads.
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#12
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You make terrible threads.

Agreed, this is worse than a busy news day on here.
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You make terrible threads.



You live in Canada, your argument is invalid.
#17
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You live in Canada, your argument is invalid.


Yeah, but at least he smells better.
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You live in Canada, your argument is invalid.


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#19
Just drink a sip of each of your colognes until you find one that tastes exactly like you want your sammich to taste. Then you'll drink the rest of the bottle, you poor bastard, because the toxins and alcohol will have addled your brain, but that's what you get for taking advice from the internet.