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Two neighbours in the US state of Mississippi drew weapons and fired at each other as an argument over a defecating dog ran out of control.

Associated Press news agency said Jerry Blasingame, 60, has been charged with assault for shooting Terry Tehnet, 52, with a shotgun.

Mr Tehnet was angry because he thought Mr Blasingame's dog had defecated on his lawn, in a rural part of the state.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12869141

Well you know what they say... an armed society is a polite society. I bet you were expecting a dog pun.
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#3
defecating dog is an excellent band name
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#5
What an idiot.

I read about that happening here too, except he killed the dogs and smashed up their car.

I guess dogs really make people raeg
#6
If I thought a dog shat on my lawn, I wouldn't shoot the owner.... I'd cut the dog's head off and stick it on a pike on my lawn as a warning to all other dogs.
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'Murricah.
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#11
Well shit.
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#13
if that happened to my lawn i would pull out my Doo Doo Blaster and shoot the shit out of that dog's owner.


oh, and *insert lame dog-related pun here*
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If I thought a dog shat on my lawn, I wouldn't shoot the owner.... I'd cut the dog's head off and stick it on a pike on my lawn as a warning to all other dogs.

Or you can just make the owner pick it up. No need for animal abuse.
#15
Dogs totally make people rage.

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Or you can just make the owner pick it up. No need for animal abuse.


Pretty sure decapitating a dog and posting its head on a pike is a little past abuse.
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#16
Only in america....
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#17
Quick!

Someone make a meme template named defecating dog and write...

"Shit on lawn"

"Erupt in shoot out"
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Quick!

Someone make a meme template named defecating dog and write...

"Shit on lawn"

"Erupt in shoot out"




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#20
The shit has hit the fan. And the fan shot back.
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Quick!

Someone make a meme template named defecating dog and write...

"Shit on lawn"

"Erupt in shoot out"



Delivered.
#24
Well, that argument excremented fast.

That was terrible.

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Or you can just make the owner pick it up. No need for animal abuse.

There's always a need for animal abuse.


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#26
Quite the shitstorm.
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#28
I was apawlled when I saw this. But then I realized it was Mississippi.
#34
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Your wife shits on your neighbours lawn and he thought it was your dog, and you end up in a gun fight over it.
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#38
Last time a dog shat on my yard it got raped.
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#40
Well, doggone it at least you can respect his dogged determination to keep his lawn clean.

Woah... it's a double pun goin' across the screen, ALL THE WAY!
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