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Do any guys here use Axe products? I usued to use all of their products but I don't like their deoderants because they run out too quickly. Right now I'm using the shampoo, conditioner, body spray, and shower gel. In the locker room in gym I'm always the dude who has all different kinds of body sprays.

But those cool shower gels, that special ingredients like menthol, himalayan mineras, sea salt, tiger weed oil, desert minerals, etc. Do they really have those? Like if I use the Shock shower gel am I really washing my face with menthol?
Here is what I'm talking about
Last edited by IdkWhatImDoing at Mar 26, 2011,
#6
There are only 2 things that axe spray is good for:
1. fire!
2. removing the entire spray mechanism (except for vertical white tube thing), slamming the tip on a sturdy object and throwing to the other side of the locker room.
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Quote by jonathan666666
There are only 2 things that axe spray is good for:
1. fire!
2. removing the entire spray mechanism (except for vertical white tube thing), slamming the tip on a sturdy object and throwing to the other side of the locker room.



Nah dude it smells like rubbing alcohol when you spray that much. My friend sprays too much all the time and it hurts to breathe.
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Nah dude it smells like rubbing alcohol when you spray that much. My friend sprays too much all the time and it hurts to breathe.


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#12
Lynx=Axe, same company

Jonathan666666 has the right idea
Tbh I only use anti-pers as it serves the job...and even then I don't use Lynx/Axe
Lnyx/Axe is too expensive for what you get and when something which is cheaper and bigger does the same job you're only paying for the brand name

And being "the dude who has all different kinds of body sprays" is NEVER a good thing
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Quote by IdkWhatImDoing
Nah dude it smells like rubbing alcohol when you spray that much. My friend sprays too much all the time and it hurts to breathe.

yea, but in my school, we throw sneakers and water bottles over the row of lockers at each other. so after our side is getting destroyed, we smash the top in and throw it over. it releases all of the contents in about 10 seconds, thus ending the battle immediately
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I really don't like the scent of axe products to be honest it's way overbearing.
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#15
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axe deodrants suck big time...they don't last more than 15-20 minutes.

How much do you spray?

I really like Axe deodorants, especially this one
Last edited by BlacksailsTippa at Mar 26, 2011,
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Quote by Highelf04
Lynx=Axe, same company

Jonathan666666 has the right idea
Tbh I only use anti-pers as it serves the job...and even then I don't use Lynx/Axe
Lnyx/Axe is too expensive for what you get and when something which is cheaper and bigger does the same job you're only paying for the brand name

And being "the dude who has all different kinds of body sprays" is NEVER a good thing

Yeah. That dude never gets laid, everyone else gets laid borrowing his shitty sprays until the girls get less dumb and stop liking them.
#17
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#18
Lynx is baws. Makes you smell like jobby for about ten minutes then fades to a musky pee.
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Quote by Highelf04
Lynx=Axe, same company

Jonathan666666 has the right idea
Tbh I only use anti-pers as it serves the job...and even then I don't use Lynx/Axe
Lnyx/Axe is too expensive for what you get and when something which is cheaper and bigger does the same job you're only paying for the brand name

And being "the dude who has all different kinds of body sprays" is NEVER a good thing



But it makes everyone in the lockerroom like you.


Also why the hell can't you europeans have normal things? We don't have that weird lynx shit. Here we have AXE.
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But it makes everyone in the lockerroom like you.


Also why the hell can't you europeans have normal things? We don't have that weird lynx shit. Here we have AXE.
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#22
I only like about 10% of their sprays, others are just, meh. Their deodorant don't work for me though, I just use them for the scent.
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But it makes everyone in the lockerroom like you.

Wow. Just wow.

I want to laugh, but I feel like crying a little.
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#24
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How much do you spray?

I really like Axe deodorants, especially this one



That is a body spray. This is a deoderant:
#25
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You mean Lynx?



****ing this.

Didn't realise it was the same company until recently, it's all lynx in Australia.
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#26
Quote by IdkWhatImDoing
But it makes everyone in the lockerroom like you.


Also why the hell can't you europeans have normal things? We don't have that weird lynx shit. Here we have AXE.


I think it's only called Lynx in the uk
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Quote by IdkWhatImDoing
But it makes everyone in the lockerroom like you.


Also why the hell can't you europeans have normal things? We don't have that weird lynx shit. Here we have AXE.

LYNX IS AXE!!!!
It is owned by the same parent company

Still not good in a lockerroom full of men
#28
Quote by IdkWhatImDoing
But it makes everyone in the lockerroom like you.


Also why the hell can't you europeans have normal things? We don't have that weird lynx shit. Here we have AXE.

It's owned by a European company, numbnuts.
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#29
Quote by IdkWhatImDoing
That is a body spray. This is a deoderant:

Yes, body spray deodorant. Who cares what the real name is, I call it deodorant.
#30
Guys, guys!

Take this sort of talk to the makeup counter where it belongs - with the rest of the women.
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#31
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Guys, guys!

Take this sort of talk to the makeup counter where it belongs - with the rest of the women.



We aren't talking about feminine care products, we are talking about mens care products-more specifically Axe/Lynx which is the best. So many scents and products.
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Guys, guys!

Take this sort of talk to the makeup counter where it belongs - with the rest of the women.
Oh, look: a self-proclaimed makeup counter expert. How do you know what belongs there?

On topic: AXE/LYNX is overrated. You can get nearly twice as much shower gel for half the price; oh, and it's better quality, too.
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We aren't talking about feminine care products, we are talking about mens care products-more specifically Axe/Lynx which is the best. So many scents and products.

Yeah, because more scents equals more awesome! Quantity over quality, bitches!
#34
Axe has some very good quality with their products too. Their hair care products are some of the best mens shampoos ever. They are like girls shampoos...only not girly. And their shower gels are great too but only the kind with the clear bottle and special ingredients because I've found the ones in the black bottle are all watery and stuff.
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Quote by IdkWhatImDoing
We aren't talking about feminine care products, we are talking about mens care products-more specifically Axe/Lynx which is the best. So many scents and products.






I rarely use their stuff. I never liked the body spray. I'll occasionally buy the body wash if it's on sale.


This is what real men use:

#38
Oh and Lynx is by Unilever which are British/Dutch, so Axe is for the US market, and Lynx is for GB, NZ, AU etc.
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I rarely use their stuff. I never liked the body spray. I'll occasionally buy the body wash if it's on sale.


This is what real men use:




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Quote by IdkWhatImDoing
Everybody uses swagger. I want something that stands out to the ladies.



How old are you? I mean really, I'm curious. Girls my age are certainly not impressed by a guy's vast collection of Axe scents.
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