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So, today I was in a discussion with my roommate about ruining an intimate moment. I mentioned the time that his girlfriend knocked on the front door while I was in the middle of getting it on with my girlfriend at that time.

Now, he then proceeds to tell me that both him and his girlfriend stood looking into my window for a good 30 seconds watching us get it on before knocking on the door.

Honestly, I don't know what to do. I'm trying to put as much alcohol into my system to forget it but I still will remember it. What should I do?
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#2
Foursome?
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Foursome?


This is the only option.
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#4
Tell everyone they're ****in pervs and like they're also a couple of cockblockers...eventually they will be murdered by people with common sense.
#7
I really don't see a problem here.
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Foursome?

Tell him the only way to resolve it is to have a threesome with your gf and his gf. But he can't watch....
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I really don't see a problem here.


This, I watch people get it on all the time.
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#14
Ok TS, to sum up...


Your friend saw your small penis?

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#15
It's perfectly normal for people to want to watch other people having sex.
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Ok TS, to sum up...


Your friend saw your small penis?

The truth has been revealed.

Or he saw that TS's girlfriend has a penis that's bigger than TS's.
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#18
You should be flattered that they wanted to watch you. A career in porn has laid itself at your feet, good sirrah!
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#19
Some people won't see what the big deal is, but honestly it's pretty ****ed up. It's a huge invasion of privacy. If they wanted people to see them get it on, they'd do it in the park or town square or something.
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Foursome?
I'm pretty sure this is the most logical and beneficial option TS. I also wouldn't give a **** if my friend and his woman saw me having sex with someone. The fact that they watched would probably be half a compliment actually.
#21
You must augment the alcohol with copious amounts of other illicit/illegal substances.

Am I really the only person thats going to give TS the answer that he wants to hear?
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#22
TS needs to man up and demand a foursome.

Also, the fact that they watched you is a compliment.
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#23
1. Proposition your roommate for a blowjob.
2. He'll reject you in a fit of homophobic rage.
3. He'll move out.
4. He'll come out of the closet.
5. His girlfriend will proposition you for sex.
6. PROFIT!!!
#24
Have sex with your roommate and make his gf watch.
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3. He'll move out.
4. He'll come out of the closet.
5. His girlfriend will proposition you for sex.
6. PROFIT!!!
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#27
I'd feel creeped out about my room mate actually standing there and watching. I mean they are TOGETHER, why don't they just go have sex and see it first person? Kinda creepy to just kinda sit there and watch your bud get his freak on lol
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#28
I don't think the talks for a 4some are working, what else should I try?
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#31
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Some people won't see what the big deal is, but honestly it's pretty ****ed up. It's a huge invasion of privacy. If they wanted people to see them get it on, they'd do it in the park or town square or something.

Its happened to me with one of my close friends, I don't think 30 seconds is too long of a time, not long enough to make it disturbing.

It be different if they stood there for the whole time. But it seems like in this case it was just enough time for the following to happen: "Hey, there they are.... oh what the hell are they doing? Oh shit! They're getting it on! Way to go, man! Now I'm just going to quickly examine the opposite sex to recall at a later time.... Nice! Now lets knock on the door before this gets creepy."

Seriously, he just checked out your girl (if she's hot, you should be flattered), and gave you a mental high-five for making sex. Thats it, thats all that happened. Don't get too worked up about it.
#32
I think it's obvious that TS doesn't actually care that someone saw him having sex. No one is going to need a drink over it. Unless his room mate was his dad and he's embarrassed. I think he just wants to tell UG he got some.

Not that we believe him anyway.
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#34
^TS can't last that long, 30 seconds was pretty much the whole thing.
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Hah, 30 seconds?

No way, he probably watched for several minutes.

He was done in 30 seconds dude.
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He was done in 30 seconds dude.


More like 30 minutes
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#37
You should make your birds mud wrestle then everyone is happy! (record it so we can see too though)
#38
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I don't think the talks for a 4some are working, what else should I try?

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#40
Considering you were talking about awkward moments and I all, I think he was probably just taking the piss and didn't watch you at all.
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