Poll: Have you ever masturbated in a public restroom?
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View poll results: Have you ever masturbated in a public restroom?
Yes
39 35%
No
72 65%
Voters: 111.
#1
Sometimes I hear stories of people doing this, and I was curious just how common it is.
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#4
No, but i've heard it a few times.
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#9
Sometimes when I am alone in a public restroom I whack it a few times, wash my hands and leave, but not legitly jack off.
#10
Yes. At two workplaces and at college.
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#11
Hard to get hard in a public restroom. Unless it's a 5-star restaurant.

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#12
Nope, but I imagine I will in the next 2 or 3 years
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#13
Sizzler.
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#14
Yes, yes I have. And I must say it was a very good wank, it's always interesting to fap in different places. >__>
#16
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#18
Tried doing it at school but could not get off, to nervous I guess.
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#19
People masturbate when they're NOT in a public restroom of the opposite sex???
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#20
at school...


during an exam.


i was nervous mid-way through the test so i thought id jack it to relax myself


as i left the bathroom i noticed that the teacher was standing there to make sure i wasnt skipping or sharing answers with people...


and to this day im not sure if she heard >.>
#21
Yes.
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#23
yeah i have at work. I had my cell phone so streaming web porn. Thought after that i would get the urge to again (just so easy) but havent yet. I was blue ballin.
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#25
Yes, but it was for a medical exam, so I guess it doesn't count. Though I do wonder what the dentist did with the sperm...
#26
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No, because I like to take my time. And I don't tend to have a spare 40+ minutes when going to a public toilet.


40 minutes?
#27
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Doesn't seem like the most enjoyable place to have a wank tbh.

And no, TS

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#28
For some reason I expected that more than two thirds of the pit would say no to this one... My expectations are too high.
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#29
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For some reason I expected that more than a third of the pit would say no to this one... My expectations are too high.


Huh? 2/3 of the pit has said no, there's 20 for "Yes" and 40 for "No."
#30
When I was twelveish I did it in the bathroom of a community pool. It was slightly crowded too. I could see people, and I'm pretty sure a guy and his young son knew what I was doing.

Ah, the days of being able to whack off to anything in less than thirty seconds. It's a chore now.
#31
I'm not weird, so no.
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#32
Quote by phlip999
Yes, but it was for a medical exam, so I guess it doesn't count. Though I do wonder what the dentist did with the sperm...

Wut.
#33
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Huh? 2/3 of the pit has said no, there's 20 for "Yes" and 40 for "No."

Oops, typo. That should read "more than two thirds".
#35
I'm too disgusted to sit on the seat in a public restroom, let alone masturbate in a public restroom.
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#36
No, wait... Yeah. Sometimes there are no other options.
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