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#3
What the hell do pineapple breasts even look like? This is stupid. How does this guy make more money than me? This is bullshit.

I'm killing myself.
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#4
A sex researcher says he’s discovered how a man can find a perfect mate – by the size and shape of her boobs.


How the hell is this news?
#5
Guarantee 90% of everyone that reads this thread reads it becaue of the word "breast". That's why I read it.
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#6
Go on...
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#7
The only reason why girls with bigger boobs tend to be a bit grumpy is the fact that they are suffering from back pain due to their front luggage duh
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#9
It sounds like this guy has a thing for small tits. Amirite? And he's upset about the fact that big tittied girls want nothing to do with his nerdy ass.

Anyway, back to killing myself.
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It sounds like this guy has a thing for small tits. Amirite? And he's upset about the fact that big tittied girls want nothing to do with his nerdy ass.

Anyway, back to killing myself.

exactly the same vibe I was getting from it.
#12
“A woman’s breasts denote a woman’s character, just like her star sign,” sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said in published reports


This is SCIENCE people!!
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#14
Two of the front page threads have the word "breasts" in the title. One more and we have a new record.
#15
The only one that I couldn't imagine was pineapples. Like, wtf.
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#16
This is the stupidest ****ing thing I have ever seen. Pear shaped breasts? Star signs? Sexology? God damnit.

Nice source by the way: Tampa Bay's country radio station. You've ruined my entire evening.
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#17
And to demonstrate his premise, the scientist has developed a chart using a variety of fruits to represent breasts.

There was no more science put into this "discovery" than an astrologer applies which is a pseudo-science as well.
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#18
If she has square breasts she likes to conform to society and therefor is a "Square" and she wouldn't want to associate herself with rebels such as ourselves.
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#19
“A woman’s breasts denote a woman’s character, just like her star sign,” sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said in published reports.


Dear 2012, please come faster and make all these nutters jump off their roofs.
#20
How does one determine which fruit?
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#21
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herrrrr tits

nope nope nope nope nope


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This is the stupidest ****ing thing I have ever seen. Pear shaped breasts? Star signs? Sexology? God damnit.

Nice source by the way: Tampa Bay's country radio station. You've ruined my entire evening.


My sentiments exactly.

Now if you'll excuse me, I shall proceed to go to bed, as to cut this evening off now that it has taken this most drastic turn for the worse.

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#24
Breast study ever.
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#25
I'm not even trying to be perverted or anything here but I seriously wish this guy would give examples or descriptions on the actual shape of the breasts instead of comapring them to fruits. I can't picture tits shaped like pineapples or grapefruits...
#26
Yeah, thanks for giving us the D.L.... but how about some references? How the hell am i supposed to know what a pineapple is?

Thanks for creating something only the creator can use
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#27
If anything, this is just an excuse so see boobs on the first date

Although, that article is useless without pics.

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#29
WTF is a lemon boob?
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#30
This was on Manswers a year or two ago
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#31
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#32
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WTF is a lemon boob?


Small, yellow, and sour?

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#34
it seems like the nipples would outweigh the boob...
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#35
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it seems like the nipples would outweigh the boob...

Why are you acting like they are separate things? My fingers are part of my hand.
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#36
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........................................................................ What?
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#37
If you want your pleasure to triple, go for the lemon nipple.
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#38
I think mine may be either oranges or grapefruit... I'm not really sure... either way I disagree
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#39
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I think mine may be either oranges or grapefruit... I'm not really sure... either way I disagree


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#40
cherry boobs? i imagined two very red nipples on flat skin...thats gross. none of those fruits resemble boobs..
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