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One of my favorite holidays, and it's almost upon us. Share your best tricks and pranks, or the best prank you've been the recipient of.

I pulled a good, simple one last year: got a wad of black yarn, pulled eight ends out, four for each side (so it looked a bit like a spider), put it next to my sister's face while she was asleep, and then woke her up by tickling her with one of the strings. She woke up, saw the "spider", screamed, threw the pillow clear across the room and started jumping on it.

For those of you who may not know what this holiday is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_fools
#3
So, my wife was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy. Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying my son ....SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall....My wife and I both FREAKED OUT, "MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????" The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!


That concludes the really old joke I just plagiarized.

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#6
I was at my friend's house last April Fools. One of his brothers put saran wrap in the doorway of his bedroom, and set up a video camera. Only it was painfully obvious there was sran wrap. So my friends stops before the door and spend like 3 minutes shouting insults to his brother's intelligence on camera.
Last edited by due 07 at Mar 27, 2011,
#10
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Sounds like a hell of a prank.

Wonder how he pulled that off...
#11
You know, Stanford and quite a few other schools release their decisions on April 1st. I'm waiting for a a webpage that says "Congratulations! You've been accepted into a rich tradition etc etc etc..." 10 seconds later the webpage reloads and says "REJECTED YOU PIECE OF SHIT APRIL FOOLS!"
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#12
The last time I pranked someone I was like 12... I did rubber band on the sprayer in the kitchen. It's funnier if your mom is like mine and overloads on makeup. kinda just melts.
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I haven't done anything for April fools for years.
I'm so happy. I get to eat a muffin.
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I had a plan with a friend of mine to convince our school that we were getting a dress code, we were going to get an official looking document and the principal in on it, the whole works, but the motivation to do it just vanished.
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I had a plan with a friend of mine to convince our school that we were getting a dress code, we were going to get an official looking document and the principal in on it, the whole works, but the motivation to do it just vanished.


Yeah, I might prank my friends or family.


Just to be a dick.
I'm so happy. I get to eat a muffin.
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You are so happy to eat a muffin it's kinda scary.
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Goes around tryina light dudes on fire.
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Too much Sublime.

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#17
This year, I'm sending Mormons to my ex girlfriends house. Seriously, going to be hella funny!
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#19
I didn't think people actually did anything on April Fools, I've only ever known people to make a terrible joke or two, not actually play any pranks.
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Going to show up to my classes and take notes with these:



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I have an elaborate plan for April Fool's which involves ten horse-drawn chariots, a helicopter, a staged heart attack, and a rubber band.
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Going to show up to my classes and take notes with these:

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The pen is about 3/4 arms length and the notepad is about a hand length.


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I have an elaborate plan for April Fool's which involves ten horse-drawn chariots, a helicopter, a staged heart attack, and a rubber band.


wow, real original
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#24
I have a plan to watch "The Room" again. It's such a timeless classic of love and betrayal...
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That seals it. You are now my favorite '11er.
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I used to put "Kick me" signs on my teachers' backs all the way through 8th grade
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Last year: turned my brother's bedroom into a rat's nest of string. This year: removing my sister's mattress and replacing it with the mattress from one of her doll... things, complete with scaled down sheets. The mattress will be placed directly in the center of her bed's frame. A toy wand will be placed next to the mattress. The real one will be hidden in the attic. Also, I'm considering creative uses of industrial strength velcro.
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I just trolled half of my facebook friends
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#28
Im going to wear my snuggie to school. I will be wearing shorts and a deep V neck that way it looks like I am not wearing anything under it.

Lame, but whatever. Im just looking for an excuse to wear my Snuggie in public.
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Right now I'm just trying to see if mine will work. If you have an iPhone you can copy the legal notice in the "About" and then paste into a text message. It's over 160,000 characters. I've been trying to send it to my friend for like 15 minutes. Hopefully it'll mess up his phone as much as it does mine. If it does I'm just gonna be spamming people with it all day.
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I'm just joking. I'm going to stay here and harass every user for the rest of my life.
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Im going to wear my snuggie to school. I will be wearing shorts and a deep V neck that way it looks like I am not wearing anything under it.

Lame, but whatever. Im just looking for an excuse to wear my Snuggie in public.


Why buy a snuggie when you can just wear your bathrobe backwards?
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Right now I'm just trying to see if mine will work. If you have an iPhone you can copy the legal notice in the "About" and then paste into a text message. It's over 160,000 characters. I've been trying to send it to my friend for like 15 minutes. Hopefully it'll mess up his phone as much as it does mine. If it does I'm just gonna be spamming people with it all day.


I'm not 100% sure, since I don't own an iPhone, but wont that be rediculously expensive?
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I'm not 100% sure, since I don't own an iPhone, but wont that be rediculously expensive?


Most people I know have unlimited texting. So hopefully no... Me and my friend figured out if you didn't have unlimited texting it would be like a $90 text...

It's been sending for about 25 minutes though....

EDIT: It finally sent. 28 freaking minutes....
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Quote by biga29
Most people I know have unlimited texting. So hopefully no... Me and my friend figured out if you didn't have unlimited texting it would be like a $90 text...

It's been sending for about 25 minutes though....

EDIT: It finally sent. 28 freaking minutes....


That's brilliant

Let us know what his reaction is
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Quote by JetPackBlues
That's brilliant

Let us know what his reaction is


I have no idea what it's going to do. it might just reject the whole text or something. If it does work, I've made five separate contacts for a few of my friends and I'm going to send to each of them five times.
You can call me Aaron.


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Quote by biga29
I have no idea what it's going to do. it might just reject the whole text or something. If it does work, I've made five separate contacts for a few of my friends and I'm going to send to each of them five times.




*sigh*

It's times like this that I wish I hadn't used up my 300 free texts this month...
#38
So far his phone hasn't received the long text, but it is receiving shorter texts I'm sending now.
You can call me Aaron.


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I'm just gonna take a shit in the sink of a public toilet.
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