#3
Awaiting said BJ.....
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#4
Don't doubt. When in doubt, throw it to your neighbors annoying Schnauzer.
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#6
You've got my vote
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LOVE IT!!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


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#8
I can smoke... pole? If you deliver the goods.
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#9
Voted! Now where's my blowjob? Also, I intend to vote again in three minutes. Does this mean I get two blowjobs?
#14
Only one vote/blow job a day! No takers for the salty rimjob?
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#15
Voted.


Where da BJ?
NOW PART OF THE

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#16
voted.

EDIT: I'll take a salty rimjob.
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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#22
Reminds me of the intro to the show Megas XLR.
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#23
by the way, it's my friends band. not mine! haha. it's much appreciated, tho. really.
spunk, here i come
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#25
Neapolitan, but I'm sure I can make an exception.
if you'd believe me i'd tell you everything
#27
It is spelled favour. Better luck next time, American.
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#28
Wait a second... if you're handing out BJs, can I have this one?



Please? He'd go well with Johnson.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#31
HE TAWK MA JERB!!

Voted, so come and lick my ass now.
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#32
I just got off work. Give me a ween to put in my mouth. VOTE!
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#33
I voted for the Fire guys...
You can call me Aaron.


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Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
#35
Yes. Hand them out. Aren't you curious as to how? Let me let you find out.
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