Awaiting said BJ.....
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.

Don't doubt. When in doubt, throw it to your neighbors annoying Schnauzer.
if you'd believe me i'd tell you everything
You've got my vote
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I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem

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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.

I hate my fucking username.
I can smoke... pole? If you deliver the goods.
if you'd believe me i'd tell you everything
Voted! Now where's my blowjob? Also, I intend to vote again in three minutes. Does this mean I get two blowjobs?
Only one vote/blow job a day! No takers for the salty rimjob?
if you'd believe me i'd tell you everything

Where da BJ?

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You are epic my friend ;-)
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At this point I'd be more surprised if you found me a Christian children's entertainer that didn't sodomize and eat kids.

EDIT: I'll take a salty rimjob.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.


...but the rape never came
Reminds me of the intro to the show Megas XLR.
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endless supply of cats = endless supply of food.

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I've also noticed that as i've got older, I want to be further and further away from the front at a gig. Damn kids with their mushy pits and walls of doom.
by the way, it's my friends band. not mine! haha. it's much appreciated, tho. really.
spunk, here i come
if you'd believe me i'd tell you everything
Neapolitan, but I'm sure I can make an exception.
if you'd believe me i'd tell you everything
It is spelled favour. Better luck next time, American.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
Wait a second... if you're handing out BJs, can I have this one?

Please? He'd go well with Johnson.


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)


Voted, so come and lick my ass now.
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.

Sometimes girls say that too...
I just got off work. Give me a ween to put in my mouth. VOTE!
if you'd believe me i'd tell you everything
I voted for the Fire guys...
You can call me Aaron.

Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
Yes. Hand them out. Aren't you curious as to how? Let me let you find out.
if you'd believe me i'd tell you everything