Air New Zealand (The main carrier in New Zealand) has just released a new in flight safety video, which is...... uh......... well, check it out for yourself:

Flight Safety Vid

What do you guys think?
I love our country... Go Paul Henry! The chick in the blacks fake smile annoys me!
Strange, It seems like a character mutation, Though I have all the means, of bringing you fuckers down, I can't make myself, To destroy upon command, Somehow forgiveness, lets the evil make a loss - Danger Mouse/Sparklehorse/Wayne Coyne
Better than the one with John Travolta
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!

"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
Jesus Christ.....I'm so glad I fly to Australia and not NZ.

...modes and scales are still useless.

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I thought it said "Airplane Fights."



But yes, at leasts its funny. In Spain they just show how forgetting to put your seat belt on the plain will crash and destroy your family and 100 others.
- Gibson SG Standard
- Lag Roxane 500
- Eastwood Hi-Flyer
- Takamine EG523

- Jet City JCA50H
- George Dennis 60Watt The Blue Combo
- Marshall SuperBass 100Watt
man i hope thats what my flight on friday is like hahaha
"Ladies and gents."

That concludes our tour of the toilets.
Better than what we got.

I thought the title said Airplane Fights too.
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I'm now afraid to fly Air NZ


I Like Planes
That's creepy, but those chicks were kinda hot.
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
I watched this without sounds.. and um... wow.
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I love you.
Air new zealand is so weird...
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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I watched this without sounds.. and um... wow.

But...... you missed all the jokes! What the hell man?