#1
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/859118-sheep-gives-birth-to-dog-on-chinese-farm

WTF?

Wet dog or a result of a BAAAAAAA'd mistake?

What you think Pit? Being from a chinese farm, I think we have a hybrd on our hands

Also loved the little article title on the left hand side......

Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed penis in his wake
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#3
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#4
biologically impossible, i too, call bullshit.
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#5
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Err, yeah we still think it's just a wet dog that wandered into the dude's field. Nice story though!

this

And it just happened to have a collar on?
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#8
Shenanigans, SHENANIGANS I TELLS YA!!!!!!!!


As others have said bullshit, this is biologically impossible.
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#11
There was a woman in the 1800's who gave birth to rabbits, people believed her before it turned out she was stuffing dead rabbits up her vagina...

So yea, I reckon a creepy Chinese dude is sticking dogs up sheep's vaginas. I didn't ever think I'd say that sentence in my life...

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#12
It's just a dog. A sheep cannot give birth to a dog, it's impossible, so why precisely is this news? I'm going to go find a bird in my garden and claim one of the fish in my pond gave birth to it.
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#13
This Chinese fur farm is pulling the wool over everyone's eyes with this story.
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#14
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So yea, I reckon a creepy Chinese dude is sticking dogs up sheep's vaginas. I didn't ever think I'd say that sentence in my life...

Actually, he just found the dog-sheep-whatever in the field. He decided that the sheep gave birth to it because it licked it and that it "looked like a newborn lamb".

So yeah, bullshiz.
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#17
Either it's a deformed lamb (unlikely, but possible) or its just a dog. I'd like some credible scientists to do some blood tests (if that's even necessary) to determine what it really is.

My money's on it being a stray dog.
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Either it's a deformed lamb (unlikely, but possible) or its just a dog. I'd like some credible scientists to do some blood tests (if that's even necessary) to determine what it really is.

My money's on it being a stray dog.


Why? It's clearly a dog.
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#20
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Why? It's clearly a dog.

Yeah, but I'd still like to see someone go in there and totally waste their time proving him wrong. Don't know why. I guess I just like closure from dodgy articles on the net.
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This Chinese fur farm is pulling the wool over everyone's eyes with this story.


I see what ewe did there.

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#23

This is OC, it's not YLYL damnit.
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#24
OC???

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#25
Impossible, but if it somehow turns out to be true... stand back people, I've got it:
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#26
sheep dogs have existed for a while, buddy.

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#27
I thought this said "Shoop-Dog"....
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#28
This is great, a sheep dog...

Yeah...not funny as funny as it should be....also, I call complete BS, unless some crazed Chinese Scientist figured out how to alter genetics, which is highly unlikely...especially in a farm.
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#29
Clearly it isn't a sheep-dog but it does kind of look like one. What breed of dog would it be?
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#32
NO NO NO NO!

So that's where my experiment went...
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