#1
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/8229825/willie-nelson-to-sing-his-way-out-of-pot-charge

my favourite quote from the story:
"Between me and the sheriff, we threw out enough of it or smoked enough so that there's only three ounces, which is within my jurisdiction," Mr Bramblett said.


it's not april fools yet, so i'm pretty sure this isn't a joke


ps, did a search and couldn't find another thread, sorry if it's there.
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#2
When did courts start to abandon their high ideals.
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#3
When it became a joint operation with the police force I guess.
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#4
Wish I was a celebrity and could just dodge the law.

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When it became a joint operation with the police force I guess.

lol
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#7
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#11
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When it became a joint operation with the police force I guess.

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#12
Wait....Willie Nelson smokes?
*-)
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#13
In the old days he'd have been stoned for bribing...

I tried
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#14
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Wait....Willie Nelson smokes?


I know, right? 0.o

All these damned new pop stars ruining their lives by getting involved with all these drugs. It's sad.

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In the old days he'd have been stoned for bribing...

I tried


Meh, people should keif all these puns to themselves. :\
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#16
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#18
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Meh, people should keif all these puns to themselves. :\

Well, look who rolled over on the wrong side of the bed this morning
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
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#19
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Well, look who rolled over on the wrong side of the bed this morning


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#20
I like willie nelson. But not his drug use. He's been on that stuff for quite a while. He's a big advocate for legalization.
#22
What a dope that judge is. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black... I'm surprised he's not being weeded out of his position.


...drugs!
#25
*somewhat clever marijuana pun*
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#26
Looks like the cops are in on this one, a classic joint operation.

EDIT: #@(%!

Well I guess Willie Nelson said so bong to the law.
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#27
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When did courts start to abandon their high ideals.


Man, I had to read all the other jokes on the page first before I realized: "wait a moment.. ha!"
good jobs everyone.
#30
Willie sure is a merry one, ah, you know, for someone who is facing criminal charges.


i hope someone gets what i did thar
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