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#1
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going?

But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
grok it.

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#2
It's the only way to not appear insane.
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#3
Oh god, yes.
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#4
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Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going?

But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

Yeah, a few times. Just a stupid mistake, not paying attention.

I used to do it in school as well.. Like walk down the hall the wrong way and realize my class is in the opposite direction. So what would I do? Exactly what you said

I'd pull out my phone or something and make a gesture so I don't look stupid. I care too much what people think..
#5
Haha yes.
Also heading the long way to something, and even though it would be faster to turn around and go the other way, you still carry on going the long way.
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#7
I see you stumbled upon it too.
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#9
I pretend to answer my phone and say "Alright, you what? Oh for god's sake, yeah I'll be there soon." and then turn around. Shit works.
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#11
Actually it's funny to do an instant 180.
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#12
Not really.
I'll dart to any direction if I'm going the wrong way without any hesitation. Of course, it helps if you aren't very conscious of making yourself look "all there". I'm very good at not doing that.
#13
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Actually it's funny to do an instant 180.

Or to see people do an instant 180 for no apparent reason.

<_<
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#14
I just stop, move off to the side like I'm inspecting something, wait til everyone who saw me walking in the previous direction is gone, then walk back the right way.
#15
I do that many times a day, but a lot of time's I don't check my phone and make a lightning swift 180 and walk into the girl behind me's boobs. 'Tis very pleasant. Especially because she's always the one apologizing for the incident
#16
Yeah, except I 180 and give the finger to everyone who can see me, singing at the top of my lungs "OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE"
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#17
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I do that many times a day, but a lot of time's I don't check my phone and make a lightning swift 180 and walk into the girl behind me's boobs. 'Tis very pleasant. Especially because she's always the one apologizing for the incident

I think we may in fact have have a genius among us.
grok it.

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#19
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Yeah, except I 180 and give the finger to everyone who can see me, singing at the top of my lungs "JOSE CAN YOU SEEEEE"

fix'd
#22
I hit no but then i remembered i actually did that once
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#23
i once got on the tube, realized id got off at the wrong station, but instead of getting back on and looking like a fool, left and walked to the next station i was supposed to get off at.



nowadays i dont really care.
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#24


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#26
I used to do that, but anymore I just turn right the fuck around. I've no time to act for people I don't know.
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#27
Why would you waste an opportunity to make things akward?


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#28
No. I run backwards in the direction I was originally supposed to be so I appear godly.
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#29
Yeah today. I started walking to the wrong side of the mall, so I kept going to the end. Took an escalator to the next floor, thus sneakily turning back towards the direction of intent.
#33
i was going to post in this thread, forgot why i was reading it, left, saw it again, and here i am. you decide....
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#35
I just pull out my phone, pretend to look at it and turn around... kinda looks fake tho so its even worse than if i just turned around


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#36
sometimes if i miss a turn, i will ignore several u-turn chances and try to turn down another street in hope of that the street will lead me close to where i have to be...


often ends up going in the wrong direction, or a housing community full of nothing but loops and some dead ends!
#37
Yeah, I just had one of those moments today. I was talking with my friends as we were walking to class and I walked right past the classroom instead of following them in.
#38
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#39
Yeah all the time. Usually I'll spin a full 720 degrees, do a backflip, and execute a military style about face.

Very seldomly, though, I say "Whoops!" and turn around, not really giving a shit what people think, if they even notice.
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