#1
So for one of my classes i've got to come up with ironic product slogans, 4 PAGES WORTH! Needless to say im struggling any help would be cool.

Ive got a few good ones:

Collegeo you have enough money to think deeply?

PBR: You've probably never heard of it. (cause its hipster beer ya know?)

Marijuana-Cures white eyes and wet mouth, enhances appetite and suppresses money.

Hot Topic, because all your friends are gross

ive got more but u get the idea

Lets see what ya got UG
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I... Don't see any irony in any of these, none of these statements are incongruent yet true...


He's not hipster enough.
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#7
ironic wasn't the right word, i meant more truthful sayings but ya keep them comming!

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hahaha im actually a fan
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The Grateful Dead: Too stoned to pay attention to music? It's ok, nothing changes.



Oh! I get it! When you say ironic, you mean NOT true


Seriously though, I wouldn't say the dead don't mix it up, they never played the same song, always mixed it up

I don't listen to them, but I had a friend who did, unbiased observation
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Haha definitely this, but more eloquently phrased -

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Haha definitely this, but more eloquently phrased -

Ultimate-guitar's tab archive - The internet's largest tablature database (but only 10% are correct)


yes! much better lol
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#20
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That's a legit ad from 1999

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And there's your irony
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That's a legit ad from 1999

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And there's your irony


****in awesome
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Thats what i'm talking about!

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#27
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That's a legit ad from 1999



As funny as it is, it's not a legit ad, just to clarify. It was something that was put on a t-shirt and sold on despair.com. How do people come to the conclusion that this is real?
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As funny as it is, it's not a legit ad, just to clarify. It was something that was put on a t-shirt and sold on despair.com. How do people come to the conclusion that this is real?


IDK, google found it and said it was from an advertisement from 1999......

.....but the 2nd pic was definitely "irony" at it's "finest" lol.
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