#3
^ Indeed, you can't.

Username changes are disabled on UG because the process is a strain on the website servers. We only occasionally allow it for privacy reasons (e.g. a user who used his real name as his username and wants it gone), but other than that we don't normally allow usernames to be changed, I'm afraid.
#4
In THAT case. This is my real name...I no longer want it as a username.


Canyahelpabrothaout?
Poop.


Yes, poop.