Poll: How many are you guilty of?
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#1
http://www.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/gallery/dumb-dude-fashions.html

How many of these fashion codes do YOU violate? I myself am guilty of trucker hats.

So Pit, post how many you are guilty of and what they are.


EDIT: Also please don't take this thread too seriously and treat it as a "fasdghdgag HEY I CAN WEAR WHATEVER I WANT WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO WEAR fgdhdfghjer" type of thread. It's just for fun you don't have to be offended if you wear some of the things on the list.
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#4
Not one.

Come close on the skinny jeans and V neck, but neither of those are that extreme. Just slim fit and normal depth.
#5
I have a man bag that I use for uni.
Skinny jeans.

That seems to be all, but I'd wear trucker hats if I could pull it off

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#6
noooooooooooooooooooo!

I was at the end... all safe and sound... when capris pants came up!
damn it!
#7
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#8
I pity those who fall victim to any of these fashion abominations. Metrosexualism isn't cool, people. It never was.
#10
Binged T-shirts, Speedos(for teh speed, duh), Hawaiian shirts, skinny jeans(but I have powerlifter legs so it's excusable, I hope). Quite unfashionable am I.
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#11
Actually, literally none of those. I wear straight fit jeans like a DC Amity or Matix Miner, but they're a far cry from the skinny jeans that look like they belong on a woman for sure. I feel like if they're hugging my ankles, that's a woman-wear option, but if there's some movement room, it's go time.
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#12
I got one or two capris, that's it.
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#14
Quote by CoreysMonster
I pity those who fall victim to any of these fashion abominations. Metrosexualism isn't cool, people. It never was.




You'll never be as metro-sexual as us! C'mon fags!

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#15
I'm wearing semi-skinnies, so that counts as one. I've got a pair of capris, and I wear v-necks.

That's about it.
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#16
Not one, and yet I'm still unfashionable according to every single non-metalhead or rocker I come into contact with.
#17
None. Although, if I could pull it off, I would wear a fedora. Fedoras are awesome.


Also, what self-respecting man wears Capri's?
#19
3.
Man bag, cause it's my backpack.
Skinny jeans, cause I think they're comfortable
Fedora, and I only wear it when I'm dressed like this.
#20
I think the person who wrote this article is a douche.

speedos and skinnies are sex!
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#21
Fashion is a subjective topic, so therefore this just some douche's opinion... So why should we care again?
#22
Quote by jwizzle5786
None. Although, if I could pull it off, I would wear a fedora. Fedoras are awesome.


Also, what self-respecting man wears Capri's?


I do


Well I'm my defence, there's skate / bagy capris from highschool when all the alt kids wear em.

3/4 and 7/8 is the way forward brah
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#25
Also, I do agree that Fedora's are doable, IF you're dressed properly.
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#27
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None.

What do I win?

you win the right to laugh at the people who are getting their speedos and lady pants in a bunch because they've been called out on their fashion disasters.

EDIT: swimmers earn special speedo rights during training and competitions, because they serve a function. On all other occasions, no.
#28
I only fell for the blinged up T-shirts, but that's because i only buy shirts from gigs and never from shopping centers.
#29
Two: Hawaiian shirt and mandals. What can I say? I'm a 74 year old man at heart.

I was quite proud of myself for hating everything else on that list though.
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#30
Absolutely zero.

I have considered the fedora but I would only wear one as part of a Tom Waits/WIlliam S Burroughs in Naked Lunch kinda get up.

Which I would never wear unless I became a blues singer.
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#31
I wear v-neck jumpers but only with a (t)shirt underneath.
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Last edited by Masshuu at Mar 29, 2011,
#34
Quote by Slicer666
I do


Well I'm my defence, there's skate / bagy capris from highschool when all the alt kids wear em.

3/4 and 7/8 is the way forward brah



See, before this article, I never thought a man would wear capris. I mean, skinny jeans are one thing, but capris? I don't think I've ever know a man who wears capris. And I've known some pretty metrosexual people.
#35
I have an earpiece I use for driving, and I have a Fedora I used for a Halloween costume.
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#36
Quote by CoreysMonster
you win the right to laugh at the people who are getting their speedos and lady pants in a bunch because they've been called out on their fashion disasters.

EDIT: swimmers earn special speedo rights during training and competitions, because they serve a function. On all other occasions, no.

Oh, this is so exciting!

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#39
well i wear a trilby sometimes and slim-fit jeans, but i'm still a teenager so i can get away with it for now
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