#1
This might be (probably not) the ultimate guide to creating band names. I will only give one tactic and let the rest of you give you own.

Step 1: Go to www.dictionary.com
Step 2: Search a simple word you probably hear all the time. ex. "cut" "burn" "light" "electric"
Step 3: Look at synonyms and definitions, there will probably be some epic word or phrase.

Do this and you will get (sometimes) epic band names.
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#7
Naked Tech Of The Junkyard Satan


This thing is GENIOUS
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#8
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1. Type "Poo" into add-a-word box
2. lol




* Poo Of Kinky * Alpine Poo * Wrestling Poo * Poo Arcade * Poo Unison * Poo Hacker * Poo Rumor * Poo Faith * Poo Profanity * New Poo Of The Frilly Promotion
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#9
Vagina Whisk. Now THAT is a band name.
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#10
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* Dickmaster Intention
* Disturbance Dickmaster
* Dickmaster Of The Revised
* Vanity Of The Dickmaster Railroad
* Dickmaster Voyage
* Borderline Dickmaster And The Cafe
* Dickmaster Since Gravy
* Hasty Dickmaster
* Under Dickmaster
* Dickmaster Orb


Yes!
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#12
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Assmaster Vagabond Of The Imperative Identity


...hmm


I'm stealing that...
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#14
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* Votzenschleim Funeral
* Crispy Votzenschleim
* Votzenschleim Of The Degree
* Apologetic Votzenschleim
* Lone Votzenschleim
* Votzenschleim Nun
* Between Votzenschleim
* Amphibious Votzenschleim
* Joking Of The Lucky
* Votzenschleim At Recipe


...so many to choose from!
#15
* Searchbar Elation
* Searchbar Of Trojan
* Searchbar Exposed
* Searchbar Savage
* Didactic Searchbar
* Searchbar Rooster
* At Searchbar
* Searchbar Of Improv
* Searchbar Volunteer
* Exquisite Searchbar
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#17
Here's another list: * Fap Of The Game
* Icy Fap
* Better Fap
* Nylon Dropkick
* Fap Salami
* Fap Anesthetic
* Group Fap Of The Stretchy Assassination
* Fap Of The Anarchy
* Fap Batch And The Crucified Chronicles
* Fap Alarm

and:
* Lip Fapping
* Refused Fapping
* Fapping Horror
* Fapping Funk
* Fapping Bowl
* Fapping Prologue
* Fapping Outcast
* Bearing Fapping
* Fapping Promise
* Impotent Fapping
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#19
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* Searchbar Elation
* Searchbar Of Trojan
* Searchbar Exposed
* Searchbar Savage
* Didactic Searchbar
* Searchbar Rooster
* At Searchbar
* Searchbar Of Improv
* Searchbar Volunteer
* Exquisite Searchbar



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#20
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* Icy Fap


Anyone else reminded of icy hot?
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#21
Neurotic Prostate
Havin that.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#22
I have another method of band name making
1: name a random object and put "the" in front of it.
It seemed to work for the doors, the cars, and the police.
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#23
Guacamole Heat
Guacamole Erect Of The Fortified Anxiety
Until Guacamole
Guacamole Shadow
In Guacamole
Uncut Guacamole And The Crab
Guacamole Legion
Guacamole Conformist
Guacamole Adrenalin
Dingus Guacamole

Spicy Of Hilarious
Spicy Pub
Against Spicy
Spicy Animation
Flux Spicy
Spicy Popsicle
Spicy Blast
Spicy Hamster
Inside Spicy
Normal Spicy
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#25
Postal Bitch, Please
Bitch, Please Biscuit
Bitch, Please Vacant
First Class Bitch, Please And The Audio
Resentful Bitch, Please And The Better Happening
Bitch, Please Of The Elusive Crab
Bitch, Please After Pocket
Bitch, Please Chill
Bitch, Please Ozone
Hard Bitch, Please

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#26
I got

Scarlet Fecal Matter

Face Of The Earwig
Desolate Hate
Blitz Indies
Daft Fax
Bushy Dubious
Vacuous Camelot
Nature Mine
Vibrator Of The Needless Basket
Stingray Of The Unwound Horizon

The bold ones are my favorite...
#27
Broadband Of The Vegan
Melting Elf Lords
Elf Lords Candy
Elf Lords Of The Bacon
Elf Lords Of Management
Juicy Elf Lords
Motley Forgotten
Elf Lords Tuna
Keen Elf Lords
Elf Lords Algae
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


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#29
Jizz Face Jizz
Jizz Face Maniac
Jizz Face Rumour And The Consequence
Jizz Face Fidelity
Hiking Jizz Face And The Prisoner
Jizz Face Backyard
Jizz Face Of Bogus
Jizz Face Of The Rider
Jizz Face Till Facility
Jizz Face Despite Fist
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


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#30
* Farty Pants Proportion
* Contra Farty Pants
* Farty Pants Dude
* Veggie Farty Pants
* Farty Pants Pattern
* Farty Pants Erotic
* Farty Pants Lincoln And The Miserable Complex
* Farty Pants Crimson
* Beyond Farty Pants
* Fluffy Farty Pants

* Upon Bloody Hemorrhoid
* Bloody Hemorrhoid Highway
* Belated Bloody Hemorrhoid
* Bloody Hemorrhoid Hobbit
* Bloody Hemorrhoid With Advisory
* Bloody Hemorrhoid Bite
* Past Bloody Hemorrhoid
* Bloody Hemorrhoid Division
* Bloody Hemorrhoid Of Tragic
* Bloody Hemorrhoid Mayhem