Poll: Do you need a penis to be a man?
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View poll results: Do you need a penis to be a man?
No, I've seen manlier women.
33 24%
Yes, it's the only thing that makes you a man.
69 50%
Having both is the manliest.
35 26%
Voters: 137.
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#1
Is the defining point of manliness your penis? Are transvestite girls who look like manly men but with vaginas more manly than a transvestite male who looks like a girly girl?

Discuss.
Bass is my life.
#4
I love how The Pit wants to be real men so bad these days... first cats, now this .
This will start a RIOT! in me
#7
This thread is clearly misleading.
I must be new here.

I hate Floyd Rose.
#9
You don't need a dong to be a true man. You do however need a set of balls.
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#10
No.

Testicles make you a man.

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#11
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I've been beaten to submission by a few 10 year old girls

Not even kidding.




To answer, it isn't whether you've got a dick, it's how much of a dick you are, that makes you manly.

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You don't need a dong to be a true man. You do however need a set of balls.


Brass balls!



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Last edited by Eddie4President at Mar 30, 2011,
#15
I've seen women bench press 200 lbs.
I've seen men doing water aerobics and eating diet yogurt.
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#16
the male sex is determined by the presence of a functional penis (since birth),
"Gender" is a historically/socially derived term that has no grounding outside of assigned historical roles.

So, depends what you mean by the word "man"
#17
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#18
Quote by Grimriffer
I've seen women bench press 200 lbs.
I've seen men doing water aerobics and eating diet yogurt.

I've seen things man, things you wouldnt believe.
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#19
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I've seen things man, things you wouldnt believe.


Tell us more about the surface.
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#22
A man is ultimately defined by his balls... 'tis true...

Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
this is the internet, it's not like someone can track me down and tell my mother that I have a sexual attraction torwards her.


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#25
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Russian woman, nuff said


Indeed
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everything that you've come to expect


#26
XY chromosome.

EDIT: or if you've ever had a physical, emotional, visual, audible or even spiritual connection with Serj Tankian.
Last edited by laid-to-waste at Mar 30, 2011,
#27
I must be double man, for I have two penises.
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#28
Quote by FireReaction
I must be double man, for I have two penises.

Or eight?


Mascuilinity is defined by how much you fill the classic ideals of masculinity.
Male sex is defined by XY, XYY or XXY. The latter condition is questionable though.

Therefore I am a bit torn, but voted the one including the shaft of phallic shape.
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Last edited by sfaune92 at Mar 30, 2011,
#29
Quote by FireReaction
I must be double man, for I have two penises.


This could come in handy during 3somes!

Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
this is the internet, it's not like someone can track me down and tell my mother that I have a sexual attraction torwards her.


e-married to Andrea55
e-brother of dhruvrajvanshi
#30
Quote by fatted aphid
This could come in handy during 3somes!



Well most regular women get freaked out by the thought of two dongs on one pelvis, so I really have to go for women with 2 vaginas.


Speaking of which... anyone here have to vaginas?
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gibson sg
marshall mg100fx head/4x12 slant cab
im a minimalist.
#31
Quote by technicolour
the male sex is determined by the presence of a functional penis (since birth),
"Gender" is a historically/socially derived term that has no grounding outside of assigned historical roles.

So, depends what you mean by the word "man"


#32
Quote by technicolour
the male sex is determined by the presence of a functional penis (since birth),
"Gender" is a historically/socially derived term that has no grounding outside of assigned historical roles.

So, depends what you mean by the word "man"

The male sex is determined by the presence of a Y chromosome.
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#33
Quote by FireReaction
Well most regular women get freaked out by the thought of two dongs on one pelvis, so I really have to go for women with 2 vaginas.


Speaking of which... anyone here have to vaginas?

I happen to have two vaginas, sir.
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#34
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Brass balls!



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#36
I knew a guy called Dave who didn't have a penis.

He was pretty cool.
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#38
Quote by Don_Humpador
If you're 40, you're a man.

Since I'm from Oklahoma and my whole family loves OSU (except me), this got really old.
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#39
Quote by cornmancer
Either I'm stupid and tired, or this thread makes about as much sense as manliness being decided by one's dick.

Are you trying to say my thread is manly?
Bass is my life.
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