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#1
I'm new here and I'm just curious as to how you become a moderator. I see those guys with their badass colored names and I would someday like to join their company. But how does one go about doing that?
Edit: Just kidding, I don't want to be a mod anymore
"Recording is God's way of telling you that you suck." -Bob Brozman
Last edited by FicticiousCacti at Mar 30, 2011,
#2
Kinda like how I get ahead in life: by sending nudes.
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#7
^ That would basically equate to asking a guitarist "how do I become a guitarist?".
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#8
damnit now I'll never have a fancy colored name. That's honestly all I wanted.
"Recording is God's way of telling you that you suck." -Bob Brozman
#9
Be really super nice to everbody. Or post pics of your **** and balls as much as possible.
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#10
Cacti are excellent
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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#13
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I joined 20 minutes ago and I'm not a mod yet. The system is f*cked

You'll go far here.

I can tell you're excited about the prospect of being openly accepted into what is essentially a loneliness help group for chronically masturbating teenagers with poor taste in music.
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#15
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damnit now I'll never have a fancy colored name. That's honestly all I wanted.


Being a mod carries a lot of hard work and responsibility. It's not easy.


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... jks
#16
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You'll go far here.

I can tell you're excited about the prospect of being openly accepted into what is essentially a loneliness help group for chronically masturbating teenagers with poor taste in music.


Post of the year
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"The hacienda must be rebuilt"
#18
Any hope you had of becoming a mod has been shot to hell. And you just got here too...Well done sir
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#19
Seems obvious that the kid doesn't actually want to be a mod and was, in fact, making fun of them...
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Life goes by?
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#20
Dwelling in the pit isn't the best way to get there either
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#21
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#22
This ----> Stylin', and damn good at it. That's how.
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#23
Your only hope is becoming the bitch of one of the mods. Probably involves some lewd, derogatory acts.


But I do hear a few of them have big dicks though, y'know...so there's that.
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#25
To become a mod, you must either un-ellipsify the complete works of Gerard Manley Hopkins, or, create 1/12th scale potato figurines of each political head of state in Europe. Whichever you find easier.
#27
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First you have to go to burger king and order 16 orders of chicken fries.

and then insert each chip into your anus
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#28
Quote by angusfan16
First you have to go to burger king and order 16 orders of chicken fries.

I did that long before I ever joined this site. And still do it quite frequently.
"Recording is God's way of telling you that you suck." -Bob Brozman
#29
Mail me a box of kittens. I'll take care of things from there.
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#30
Warning. Post in this thread at your own risk. Just thought i'd add that really quick before anyone gets too comfortable with the wise ass comments.

Nothing good ever comes out of these threads.



Just saying. From experience.
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#31
It mostly involves, from what I've seen, sea lions and a huge amount of microsoft points and an impressive but compact ball of yarn. Good luck.

But seriously..........sea lions. Woah.
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#32
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Mail me a box of kittens. I'll take care of things from there.

Sounds like it's been resolved.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#33
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Mail me a box of kittens. I'll take care of things from there.

Will half breed Persians do? Full breeds are just ugly.
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#35
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Discuss.


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+ bacon.

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#36
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Will half breed Persians do? Full breeds are just ugly.
No.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#37
Quote by element4433
No.

Tell me what you want then. God, it's like I'm talking to a woman.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#38
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Tell me what you want then. God, it's like I'm talking to a woman.
If you really knew me, you'd know what I want.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#40
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You'll go far here.

I can tell you're excited about the prospect of being openly accepted into what is essentially a loneliness help group for chronically masturbating teenagers with poor taste in music.

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