Yeah, that's right, everybody's favourite blonde, Dutch, clunge-loving Gudjohnson lookalike is 18 today.

Happy Birthday. Have a shit ton of beer. I know how much you love it.

What did YOU get?
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.

Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
Last edited by BeefWellington at Mar 30, 2011,
gefeliciteerd braw
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Ronnie and Steele, Rockstars today aint half as real.

R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio & Peter Steele
Happy birthday Cas!

I got you a girlfriend just as blonde as you ;D
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E-Married to the sexy DarkConcertine

and Jon777 .

Happy birthday, hottie!

I got you a white widow plant to grow on your own:

I'm going to Holland with friends in August, by the way.
Happy birthday Cas.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
Happy birthday! I got you this:

Oh, and say hi to your mom for me
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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^ I'm sorry your highness I forgot that I'm subhuman. . .

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Not everything's legal in this country, you know!

Hey! Don't ruin his fun >_>
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E-Married to the sexy DarkConcertine

and Jon777 .

oooh now you're legal if you come to the States
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist

e-married to
& alaskan_ninja

Happy birthday you beautiful bastard!
When life gives you lemons just say fuck the lemons and bail

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The first time I saw his name I thought it said cunt Seanula >_>

True story.
Happy Birthday!

Sunn O))):
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

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- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
- Laney VC15

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oooh now you're legal if you come to the States

Way to make everyone else's gifts and messages to Cas look like shite.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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Happy birthday! I got you this:

*blood and thunder*

Oh, and say hi to your mom for me

Where the hell did you find that?!

Happy birthday, Cas! I got you a request for you to send a wheel of gouda to me!
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FrustratedRocka you are a legend

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The man clearly knows his shit.

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one of the best, educated and logical posts I've ever seen on UG in the Pit. Well done good sir.
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Where the hell did you find that?!

It's one of the most used comics on UG.

Apparently UG has a Mastodon boner.
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It's one of the most used comics on UG.

Apparently UG has a Mastodon boner.

As they well should.

Happy Birthday, Cas. White Lego Ninja FTMFW.
Gefeliciteerd bro.

Now you can finally legally buy your own weed. *great time ensues*

I got you a diploma so you can be there when QOTSA hit the stage on werchter .

Oh, and it is a proven fact that people who are born at the end of the month are superior to others .
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
Happy birthday!
I remember once I tried to stalk you but it backfired because you started stalking me instead.
So I got you a blindfold.

Happy stalking
Happy birthday Cas.

Have a gif of De Jong booting Alonso.

The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
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Happy Birthday Cas.

I got you an Ajax shirt!

I know you'd like that

Anyway, happy birthday Cas

Talking of , I got you this:

Yes, it's a Jupiler Cathedral. If you drink it all at once, pleast post immediately afterwards.


I Like Planes
Last edited by Gammas1 at Mar 31, 2011,
I got you nothing. Why I hear you say? Because I'm a tosser.

I'm in jest, I got you a ruined castle.

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
Happy bday, man. Got u a square egg.

This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.