#1
I just posted my first post on failbook. What are some of the funniest things you have read or posted to failbook?
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

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#5
Failbook is never funny, but merely sad.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#6
all of their garbage is set up by some douche who thinks an awkward remark from a parent would be hilarious
#8
Here's a bunch. Straight from Failbook.com
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#9
1. Dad tells me I should invite a girl over for dinner.
2. Dad puts $60 in my bank account...
3. Dad leaves home taking everyone in the family but me.....
4. I now have $60, an empty house, and an invitation to have a girl over.
5. I think I'll buy some new pickups, they'll last me longer and I actually like the feedback they give.

I put this on facebook on Valentines Day, a bunnnnnch of people thought it was funny, but you probably have to know me.
You can call me Aaron.


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Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
Last edited by biga29 at Mar 30, 2011,
#10
Quote by biga29
I put this on facebook on Valentines Day, a bunnnnnch of people thought it was funny, but you probably have to know me.


What you really needed was a new amp.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#11
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
What you really needed was a new amp.


psh

you can't get a decent amp for under $1000 anyway...
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#13
Quote by biga29
I put this on facebook on Valentines Day, a bunnnnnch of people thought it was funny, but you probably have to know me.


haha if that was your OC then thats hilarious
#14
I dunno thought this was funny/****ed

When I die, want you to dress me in straght laced shoes
A box back coat and a Stetson hat;