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#1
One of my three redneck cousins, I truly never expected Dusty (his nickname) to do anything heroic (or anything at all) but I guess this proves me wrong.

Here is the initial article on the crash: http://www.barnesville.com/archives/3474-Lamar-deputy-badly-hurt-in-crash.html

And here is the article on my cousin rescuing her: http://www.barnesville.com/archives/3476-Devane-coming-home;-Elliott-her-hero.html

Got the police call on the second link.

It's not often my family gets to step into the spotlight

He saw her crash into a tree while coming home from work. He noticed the car was on fire, and rushed to help. She thought her back was broken and she couldn't move (turns out it kindof was), but he pried the door open and pulled her from the burning police car in the nick of time.

Proud of you Dud!

Edit: Also there was a quick segment of the story ran on Fox 5 news at 10 o' clock. So he was on tv!

Second Edit: Here's a picture of him and my aunt:
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Give Dusty a high-five for me. That's awesome and plain badass, kudos to him for having the balls to do it.
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#4
Dusty, you are a true badass.
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Give Dusty a high-five for me. That's awesome and plain badass, kudos to him for having the balls to do it.


Give him a high five for me too.


Mainly for having the name Dusty. That's badass.
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#6
Atta boy Dusty! We knew you had it in you!
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Dusty's badass, kudos to him.
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Send him a high-five, that took guts.
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Sounds like what you need is a new amp.

(Good job Dusty.)
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I've already got a new amp! Its a Peavey 3120! I just need to put one of our potted plants on it...
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My cat's name is Dusty...

That's incredible though, be sure to tell him he's awesome.
#17
That's a nice story to hear about. Your cuz is a good man.
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#18
*****Update*****

Dusty met with the sherrif deputy he rescued today, and it was on the 10 o' clock news. He brought her flowers and they hugged and stuff.

On the news it ran a short segment where some police said a prayer thanking God for putting Dusty in that location to save the woman at the time. Guess what song was playing in the backround at the church as they were praying.

It was a John Lennon song...

Which one?

Imagine...

What lyrics played when they were praying?

"Imagine there's no heaven"....


LOL

Also towards the end of the segment on Dusty the newsman said this "The city council is going to designate Dustin Elephant---Elliot a hero next month."

Can I get a lolwut?
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*****Update*****

Dusty met with the sherrif deputy he rescued today, and it was on the 10 o' clock news. He brought her flowers and they hugged and stuff.

On the news it ran a short segment where some police said a prayer thanking God for putting Dusty in that location to save the woman at the time. Guess what song was playing in the backround at the church as they were praying.

It was a John Lennon song...

Which one?

Imagine...

What lyrics played when they were praying?

"Imagine there's no heaven"....


LOL

Also towards the end of the segment on Dusty the newsman said this "The city council is going to designate Dustin Elephant---Elliot a hero next month."

Can I get a lolwut?

I would but I would get banned.
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#20

Elliott ran to the car and could hear Devane inside. At about that time flames started licking up the windshield from under the hood.

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#22
Tell Dusty that if someone suffers spinal cord damage it is not a good idea to move them until the afflicted area is set/stabilized properly.
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Tell Dusty that if someone suffers spinal cord damage it is not a good idea to move them until the afflicted area is set/stabilized properly.

Except she would have burned to death if he had left her there, that's always fun too.
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@ I am wet... Thats were dusty lives, but I'm not sure if it was actually in the town of Barnesville.

@ RU experienced That's what I thought too... But in his defense, it's also a bad idea to leave people in burning cars.
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#32
Nice edit there ^^^ hahahahaha
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I agree.

It was still a dishonest thing to do!
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I have a friend who we call Dusty, and I know he seems like the exact same type of person.


Actually...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9o92enSxoQ

Go to 3:44, and that's him.


talking about poor medical mistakes

Always put a puker on their stomach.

Though I heartily lol'd very much, thank you
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How did everyone miss this... dumb comment. Lolz were had.


See, everyone thinks rednecks are bad people, this is just proof that rednecks are (simi)decent people.

Go Dusty, give that man a good beer, not that trash beer Miller or Bud.
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Go Dusty, give that man a good beer, not that trash beer Miller or Bud.


Conveniently, yesterday, the day he met the woman he saved, was also his 21st birthday. You comment made me lol for that reason.
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Yay Dusty
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