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#1
I'm scared of flying.
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I think a few get through every couple years.



Yeah, and that's on a good year.
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#9
You're safer on an airplane than you are in your bathroom. For every one that goes down in flames, there are at least a hundred that make it through just fine, but you never hear about them both because they're too numerous to report, because calamity brings more ratings than things going a-okay, and because when they do crash, they're not exactly subtle.

But yeah, for all their faults, commercial airlines are actually pretty safe, I'd be more worried about whether I want to be groped by a TSA agent or risk cancer from the screenings if I were you.
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#11
I fly about 4 times a year, and I've never even come close to not going down.
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Interesting question...
#13
guys stop being dicks. he's asking a simple question because he has a fear of flying.

Jostry, it's something like one crashes for every 3 put out. Hope this helps!
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#14
An airplane is safer than your kitchen, your car, your bathroom. If I were you, I'd be more worried about spontaneous combustion.
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#15
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guys stop being dicks. he's asking a simple question because he has a fear of flying.

Jostry, it's something like one crashes for every 3 put out. Hope this helps!

1/3? I'm surprised there are even three left.
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An airplane is safer than your kitchen, your car, your bathroom. If I were you, I'd be more worried about spontaneous combustion.

Depends what you do in the bathroom, what if you sit perfectly still on the floor because you have a toilet in your kitchen?
#18
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1/3? I'm surprised there are even three left.

The rate of production slightly exceeds the rate of explosion.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#19
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If you do go down make the best of it.

Stand up and tell everyone, "Well this is the last time I fly this airline!"

That's what I'd do.


lmao! that's genius.
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#20
also, in 2009 there were like 122 crashes resulting in 1100 deaths. not bad considering there are probably 122 flights takin off at o hare alone every day.
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#22
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Depends what you do in the bathroom, what if you sit perfectly still on the floor because you have a toilet in your kitchen?

I think on that case food poisoning should be your biggest concern.
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#23
oh and beware of flying internationally. alcohol is free. makes for an interesting 12 hour flight. I got so wasted I passed out with baileys in my hand and spilled it all over myself and the guy next to me.


thankfully we crashed into the Atlantic which acted as a large washing machine.
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#24
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The rate of production slightly exceeds the rate of explosion.


Blasphemy!
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#26
Commercial planes don't exist, it's all a conspiracy.
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#27
It's far more likely to have an accident on the road than be in a plane crash.
#29
The question isn't how many crash per year...

It's will you be on the plane when it crashes and will you become the statistic?
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#30
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All of them.

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#32
You are far more likely to be killed riding to/from the airport than while you are actually flying.

You have no reason to be afraid of flying. Now driving, on the other hand... That shit is scary. I suggest that you find a way to teleport to the airport.
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#33
You honest to God have more of a chance of a vending machine crushing you to death than you do of crashing in a plane. If planes crashed that often no one would use them.
#35
according to wiki, theres about an average of 150 accidents per year. (based on planes with minimum 6 passengers)

according to google/yahoo, there are 76.4 million aircraft movements per year.

as a statistic? your flight going down is a 0.000000196% chance.
now get on that plane.
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#36
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"Incident & accident"

Knowing political double-talk, there's a good chance that means anything from a landing gear sticking to the plane spontaneously imploding.
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#37
You're more likely to die from smoking than you are to die in a plane crash.. I knew a guy whos uncle used to start smoking before every flight he took because of this
#38
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"Incident & accident"

Knowing political double-talk, there's a good chance that means anything from a landing gear sticking to the plane spontaneously imploding.

It does. Typically an incident is an occurrence when the aircraft is not in a flight profile. Parked, taxiing, etc. An accident is an event that occurs during takeoff, landing or in flight. Both accidents and incidents can be fatal.
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Also fly with QANTAS if you believe anything John Travolta says


Or Dustin Hoffman.
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