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The fatter, hairier, and sweatier the better
10 29%
I like manephants
3 9%
I like my guys skinny so I can crush them between my breasts
7 20%
I like 'em normal
5 14%
Mmmm chubsters
2 6%
I don't care, as long as they have fat dicks
2 6%
Chodes. All the way.
3 9%
Trucker with a beer belly
1 3%
BO turns me on
2 6%
Just a tad fat, hairy, and smelly
0 0%
Voters: 35.
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#1
At HATEBREEDER'S request (I'm not typing in all those numbers; I'm not 13 ) I decided to make a thread about dudes, as well. So everyone can fit in

Poll soon



Oh yeah, you like that don't you? It makes you all hot and bothered, huh? Well how about this?



Oh yea, I'd just like to crawl in between his fat folds and hibernate there.



Mmmmmm it's the trifecta
Last edited by trueamerican at Mar 31, 2011,
#2
What if you like them large, in charge yet with no body hair? This is flawed.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#4



Now that's a real man.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#8


I love how there's an equivalent of the 'three different chicks' photo in this thread already.

I think the first one has the most impressive gut.
#9



He's wined and dined with kings and queens but will he have a taste of my lovely brown beans?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#10
I'm just gonna roam around in this thread mainly because I am a fat, sweaty man
But I am proud of it

EDIT: doesn't kinda bum you out that there's more pictures in this thread than the other one?
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Mar 31, 2011,
#11
Quote by due 07
inb4 pics of SKARface McDank

EDIT: nvm, too late.

Haha! I get the joke! Cause you said I type like a 35 year old redneck!
MAN! that is classic!
#12


This one's got class out the ass


By the way, this thread had better not die! We must maintain it until the end of time!
#15
THIS THREAD IS RACISTS!!! Y NO BLACKS N CHINES?








Racial diversity ftw guys. Peace and love and stuff
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#16
I am fond of an appropriate amount of cuddliness/cushion fo' tha pushin'.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#17
Quote by trueamerican
At HATEBREEDER'S request (I'm not typing in all those numbers; I'm not 13 ) I decided to make a thread about dudes, as well. So everyone can fit in

Poll soon



im assuming thats what katy perrys husband will look like in 15 years.

#19
No I don't.
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#20
Quote by breadstick
This thread makes me feel sick...srs.


Well then GIT!!! GO ON YOU GAY BASHING MORMON! We don't need your Jesus cures up in dis bitch
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#21
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I'm just gonna roam around in this thread mainly because I am a fat, sweaty man
But I am proud of it

EDIT: doesn't kinda bum you out that there's more pictures in this thread than the other one?

your profile views will now go through the roof.
#24
Quote by trueamerican


I would get all up in that


His nipples look like dried prunes -_-
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#25
Quote by NothingRocks

You haven't even tried, have you?

I'm in a room full of 14 year olds and even I'm fapping to this.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#27
Quote by TheBurningFish
You haven't even tried, have you?

I'm in a room full of 14 year olds and even I'm fapping to this.


I was already fapping when I came in this thread and I was ready and willing. Not enough traps.
#28
Quote by NothingRocks



How bout this then?


Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#30
Quote by NothingRocks
I was already fapping when I came in this thread and I was ready and willing. Not enough traps.

There is not enough chubby traps.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#34
Quote by TheBurningFish
There is not enough chubby traps.


LOOK OUT TUXEDO MASK!!





It's a tarp
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#37
Quote by NothingRocks
Those are glorious opera gloves.

My thoughts exactly.

I'd get all up in those shoes too.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#38
Quote by SKArface McDank
christ. google -> sexy fat man


I did it with safe search off.


Wanna fide abawd et? Come at meh bro
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#40
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I did it with safe search off.


Wanna fide abawd et? Come at meh bro


You're a brave, brave man.
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