#1
don't talk to me while I'm taking a shit. I find that disturbing"


anyone else get bothered by people talking to them on the pooper?

I do, that's my time, leave me alone
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#4
One time at school I was peeing at the urinal and from the stall next to me I heard someone boot into Windows.

How long was he planning to be in there?
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One time at school I was peeing at the urinal and from the stall next to me I heard someone boot into Windows.

How long was he planning to be in there?


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#6
Na but if yer peeing in a troff and some social retard stands right next to ya and starts talking it can seriously damage my pumps.
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#8
I have more of a problem with people talking to me while I am at a urinal. I dont like men talking to me while I am talking my junk. If its a stranger its weird. But I dont mind talking through the door or on the phone, that cool.
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Na but if yer peeing in a troff and some social retard stands right next to ya and starts talking it can seriously damage my pumps.
It's just not on, if you dunno what i mean.. YOU'RE that retard and just stop it!

Man up.

And no, I don't have a problem with people talking to me while I'm pooping at all, unless they're in the same room/stall. Then it gets a bit wierd.
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#11
I don't mind it
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#13
I can wee infront of anybody, call it a gift if you will.. so I tend to have to odd conversation with someone who happens to walk past the toilet.
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#15
I hate it when I go to the work loos for a wee and there's a girl I'm friendly with walking in too and we both go into our separate cubicles and she starts shouting over the top "so how's your day going?"

LEAVE ME ALONE THIS IS PRIVATE TIME
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don't talk to me while I'm taking a shit. I find that disturbing"


anyone else get bothered by people talking to them on the pooper?

I do, that's my time, leave me alone


A LOT.


I will not speak or be spoken to while on the john. No exceptions.

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You remind me of Eliot from Scubrs

That was my exact thought.
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#20
I don't mind it when I'm crapping, actually when crapping conversation can be quite enjoyable.


But if you try to make conversation at a urinal I will F**king murder you, that shit creeps me out.
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#21
I get annoyed. I'm trying to take a shit, how do you feel comfortable talking to me? Don't feel comfortable talking to me; I'm shitting, leave me alone.
#22
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I get annoyed. I'm trying to take a shit, how do you feel comfortable talking to me? Don't feel comfortable talking to me; I'm shitting, leave me alone.


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One time at school I was peeing at the urinal and from the stall next to me I heard someone boot into Windows.

How long was he planning to be in there?



Maybe he was only in the stall to get on his computer though.

As for me, I don't even take shits in places where a person could talk to me. Public restrooms are just too disgusting for that, and I wait until everyone leaves my house.
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#24
Shit, I can't even poop if there's someone in the same public bathroom. If somebody comes and tries to open the door in my dorm while I'm in there, I freeze up and have to wait at least two minutes to make sure he's gone away.

I need my privacy when dropping crappy shitbombs.
#25
Yea its really wierd when people try to talk to me while im pissing/pooping. Its my time and I don't particularly care to share smalltalk with someone while im trying to expel a huge turd. Its.....awkward