#1
I tried a search and couldn't find a thread (only one about bad chat up lines that have worked) but thought there should be a collection of the very best chat up lines.


So Ultimate Guitar what are your best chat up lines ?


Ones that have gotten you laid are worth bonus points ;P
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#9
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
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#10
"Is that top felt?"

"No"

"Do you want it to be?"
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#13
Haaaave you met Ted?

Edit: Dammit. Beat
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Last edited by metalhead13 at Mar 31, 2011,
#16
Hi I'm Jay.
Works everytime
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#17
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
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#18
Me: Do you want to go out with me?
Her: What? No!
Me: Did you even hear what I said?
Her: Yes.
Me: What did I say then?
her: Will you go out with me.
Me: Sure
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Last edited by Gammas1 at Mar 31, 2011,
#19
Follow everything with a wink.

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for some kiech? *Wink*"

Just dont make it creepy and use the word "sex." You'll make her think you are a rapist.
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#20
half the time, I just say "hey baybe, what yo name be?"


it works everytime
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#23
Girl u bang tidy.
Wanna fuck?
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#24
Quote by Casketcreep
Want another drink?

Want another drink?

Want another drink?

Want another drink?

Boyfriend? I'm sure he's a really nice guy.

Want another drink?

etc etc


This one works like a charm for me

Or i just walk by and look introspective as hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmUKETITYq0

EDIT: also this one will always work
"Can I rape you?"
"No"
"That's the spirit!"
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Mar 31, 2011,
#25
Quote by Guitardude19
Follow everything with a wink.

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for some kiech? *Wink*"

Just dont make it creepy and use the word "sex." You'll make her think you are a rapist.


Sounds foolproof.
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#29
I've had a colonoscopy which involved a camera being shoved up my arse. Want something shoved up yours?


I've got a knife, a dildo and a lovely head. How about you come over to mine and take them out of my arse?

If me and you were the only people left in the world I'd be the luckiest man alive... the chances of me winning the lottery would be a lot higher.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#30
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hi, I'm ______.
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