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I didn't know this could happen.

Police said a Bellaire man had to be removed from his home on Washington Street Sunday.
Police said the man's skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair after he sat in it for two years

Authorities said he was sitting in his own feces and urine and maggots were visible.

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Shockingly, two other able-bodied people lived there---another man, who had a separate bedroom, and the girlfriend of the man who was stuck in the chair. Officials say the girlfriend served food to him, since he never got up.

Bellaire Code Enforcer Jim Chase says now the tennants have been given orders to clean it or leave it.

One officer said it was the worst thing he ever responded to. And most said the worst part of all was the smell. Ironically the landlord says the man in the chair rented from her before and used to be a vital active person.

She says she checked on them periodically but lately he always sat with a blanket over him. She says she had no idea it had come to this.





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http://wtrf.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=96699
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I read that he couldn't actually afford to leave since he had donated everything he owned to chairity.

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#7
For his girlfriend to stay with a man like she she probably looks similar to this

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I read that he couldn't actually afford to leave since he had donated everything he owned to chairity.

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#9
I swear I heard a story similar to this a few years ago...
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#10
Yeah...
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#12
He died. It's not in the article, but it's in the related news section.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#17
What the fuck is wrong with people and chairs lately? They're not for sitting on for some long you turn into the chair and they're not for fucking eating, they're for relaxing for a couple minutes/hours while you have a break and then YOU GET UP.
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#19
It would be pretty elaborate for an aprils fools joke, and very, very disgusting.

How sick can his roomates be if they let him sit in a chair and soil himself for two years? Also, I'd like to hear a reason as to why he was sitting there.
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#20
This has to be an april fools prank. No way a man sits fused to a chair for 2 years without massive amounts of shit piling up.
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#21
What the ****?! WHAT THE ****, SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
WHAT THE SERIOUS **** SERIOUS THE WHAT?!?!
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He died. It's not in the article, but it's in the related news section.


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#24
This **** was glued to his chair by his own shit, piss and puss? ****ing maggots? Well this world is so full of people something like this was bound to happen and I'm not surprised.

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I swear I heard a story similar to this a few years ago...

I think some dude/girl was confined to the toilet for 7 years or something and was stuck on it.

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#30
...on the other hand this dude had a girlfriend and friends. Something most people on this forum lack
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I read this thing about a body removal guy on another forum who said the worst job he had was somebody who shot themselves and wasnt found for two weeks. He said the body decomposed and fused with the chair.
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I don't understand lol...why didn't he get up?


Because he was fused to the chair, silly.
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