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#1
So recently this morning my 7 year-old brother taped down the sprayer deal on the sink so that when I turned it on it sprayed my shirt. Anybody got any good (harmless) pranks that I can do in return?
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#2
Kill his parents and have him eat them in a chili cook off.
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#3
Set his room on fire.
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#4
Fart on his pillow. Then shit on his chest.
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#7
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Kill his parents and have him eat them in a chili cook off.

This.
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#8
Break one of his fingers every time he says your name.
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#9
Best hurry up and get 'er done, young'un. You're supposed to do it before midday or YOU'RE THE APRIL FOOL!!! I'm assuming you both have school and you're therefore S.O.L.
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#10
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Best hurry up and get 'er done, young'un. You're supposed to do it before midday or YOU'RE THE APRIL FOOL!!! I'm assuming you both have school and you're therefore S.O.L.


Youngin? You don't know my age. And no, he doesn't have school.
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#11
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Youngin? You don't know my age. And no, he doesn't have school.

Well get on it then, you have, what, 2hrs 30mins?
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#12
Do it after midday No one expects it after midday. Then you can be like "U mad bro?" and he will be.
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when hes not home, put all his posters in his room upside down


Thank you for a serious answer, I might actually do this. Im also thinking about sticking a walky talky or something under his bed tonight and talking into it, sadly there is not much i can do without hurting a 7 year-old"s feelings.
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#18
Destroy his hopes and dreams
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#19
shit in a styrafoam container, put a little cheese on top and put a chip in there.
tell him you brought home mexican food
#20
Imprison him.
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#22
Tell him you have tickets to his favourite band/pop group, whatever. Then get him really excited all day. Drive him all the way there then say April fools and laugh in his face until he cries.
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#24
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rearrange everything in his room

+1

Funny but not too bad.
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#26
wrap everything he uses regularly (including toothbrush etc) in newspaper. harmless, but funny/annoying
#27
Santa doesn't exist.

Oh ya...revenge.
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#28
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Kill his parents and have him eat them in a chili cook off.


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#29
Take a shit in the sink.
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#30
burn his house down
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#31
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Tell him you have tickets to his favourite band/pop group, whatever. Then get him really excited all day. Drive him all the way there then say April fools and laugh in his face until he cries.

Big +1

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#32
Ban him.
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#34
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Break one of his fingers every time he says your name.

This.
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#36
Put Vaseline all over his toilet seat its hilarious and pretty harmless but he will bust ass off it
#40
Print up a fake "Missing Child" poster with early pictures of him and tell him your parents kidnapped him about 6 years ago..
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