#1
So you can have any woman in the world you want to be your slave forever but first you have to choose one guy to **** before you can have them.

Who do you choose?

This is inspired by Herc and Carver from the wire. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt0e5zNRhSo

I choose Olga Kurylenko


And for the guy I think I'd have to choose Johnny Depp as he is absolutely amazing in films. I'm pitching btw.
#2
I would choose TS.


Then make TS's mum my slave.
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#3
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I would choose TS.


Then make TS's mum my slave.





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#4
I don't want to have a woman as my slave. I want a nice and equal relationship.


Oh, and I don't want sex with men either.
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#5


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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I don't want to have a woman as my slave. I want a nice and equal relationship.


Oh, and I don't want sex with men either.


This.
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#8
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I don't want to have a woman as my slave. I want a nice and equal relationship.

but if she's your slave you can order her to act like a normal wife and have her own rights
#9
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but if she's your slave you can order her to act like a normal wife and have her own rights

That's the thing, I don't want to have to order her that. I'd really, really like it if a woman would just find that sort of stuff natural.
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#10



After careful judgment I think I'll just keep Brad.
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That's the thing, I don't want to have to order her that. I'd really, really like it if a woman would just find that sort of stuff natural.

but you can also order her to find that stuff natural.
#12
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but you can also order her to find that stuff natural.

I can also order you to make me a sandwich.


Well, what are you waiting for?
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#14
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I don't want to have a woman as my slave. I want a nice and equal relationship.


Oh, and I don't want sex with men either.


Agree'd with my fellow Dutchie.
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#15
Didn't realise everyone was gonna be such a gay about this.

It's only a bit of fun not a debate about slaves and "equal loving relationships".
#16
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Didn't realise everyone was gonna be such a gay about this.

It's only a bit of fun not a debate about slaves and "equal loving relationships".

You don't get it. Whenever I defend equal rights for women when a degrading sexual remark is made by a guy, all the girls nearly faint from the hots they suddenly get.
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#17
I want to **** a woman and have a man slave.

edit: No homo, dudes. A man slave IMHO is far more efficient. It'll be much stronger and won't get tired as fast.
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I can also order you to make me a sandwich.


Well, what are you waiting for?

#20
I'd sleep with Antonio Banderas to win Alexis Bledel for life <3
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