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#1
I'm at college, it's the nicest day we've had here yet, about 75 degrees outside with a nice coastal breeze... when I look out my window, and there's a girl off the path in a bikini, on her stomach, with her top unhitched so her back is bare.

Just to set this up for you, this is the path that everyone walks past to get to their cars... you know, to drive 5 minutes to the beach on days like this, so there's a lot of traffic. However, she has decided to wear her bikini about a mere foot off of the path, top unsnapped in a patch of grass next to the path that everyone walks past.

Now, I'm not complaining, it's a nice sight, of course. However, I can't help but think that the girl had might as well stick her plump rear end out towards the walkway for everyone to look at and gossip about.

tldr; Girl's wearing a bikini pratically in a high traffic walkway when the beach is a short walk away. Enjoyable, but annoying at the same time.

Thoughts?
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#4
go up to her and SEX

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#5
not awkward so much as LOOK AT MY AND MY TITTIES HERE IN THE GRASS THEYRE GREAT AND YOU WANT TO LOOK
#7
By the title, I assumed you masturbated to the sight of her. That would be kinda awkward
#9
Just be happy she's not sunning her dick.
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#10
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What's it got to do with you?


Considering I can see her from my dorm window, I'd say I'm in the prime audience.


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Fair enough.
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#11
This is a situation where giant spatulas would come in incredibly handy.
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#16
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Do you know what awkward means TS?


Thank goodness I have you.

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Who cares, no reason to make a big deal about it.


Never said it's a big deal.
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#18
slap her ass and run off, she wont chase after you cause her top is undone and even is she does then you can see her titties. Win-Win if you ask me.
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#19
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Who cares, no reason to make a big deal about it.

oh, yes there is.

he mentioned he can see her from his dorm window.

that's a sex invitation. or an invitation for you to set up a binocular kit, starting with camo.
#20
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Now, I'm not complaining, it's a nice sight, of course. However, I can't help but think that the girl had might as well stick her plump rear end out towards the walkway for everyone to look at and gossip about.

your only option is to go out in your robe and holler at her to get off your damn lawn.

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#22
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slap her ass and run off, she wont chase after you cause her top is undone and even is she does then you can see her titties. Win-Win if you ask me.


You like lamb of god, so you're awesome.

sorry to get off topic, but i simply have no other motive than to flatter you, good sir.
#23
Stop staring/caring and no its not awkward.

This thread just makes you sound like a creep.

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#24
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slap her ass and run off, she wont chase after you cause her top is undone and even is she does then you can see her titties. Win-Win if you ask me.


This is a brilliant response.
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#25
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your only option is to go out in your robe and holler at her to get off your damn lawn.


actually, this.

preferably with a clint eastwood impersonation.
#26
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your only option is to go out in your robe and holler at her to get off your damn lawn.

If there was a chick on my lawn in a bikini with the top undone I'd be the one getting off on my damn lawn.
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If there was a chick on my lawn in a bikini with the top undone I'd be the one getting off on my damn lawn.

You also wouldn't think condescendingly about the orientation of her ass, either. TS on the other hand...

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#28
TS sees half naked tanned girl on his lawn and his first reaction is to come to the Pit and complain...

That's awkward.
#29
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You also wouldn't think condescendingly about the orientation of her ass, either. TS on the other hand...

Nobody said she was oriented.
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#32
Lucky you.
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slap her ass and run off, she wont chase after you cause her top is undone and even is she does then you can see her titties. Win-Win if you ask me.
^What he said.
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#33
What the hell is with that gif?
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#34
Buy one of those fake guns that don't fire bullets, but make a loud bang when pulling the trigger. Go near her so she doesn't see you, start yelling something like "Nooooo!!!" or "Don't shoot, please!!!" or something similar and before she can turn around, fire few rounds in the air. Then watch as she panics, forgets her bra, and runs with her titties flailing.
#35
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Dude, WTF?

What's the point?

What does this have to do with you?

Are you like jealous or what?

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#36
That once happened to me when I was about 14. Except she got up right in front of me without realizing that her clothes were still on the ground. Awkward for her. Not bad for me :P
#37
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You also wouldn't think condescendingly about the orientation of her ass, either. TS on the other hand...



Hey man, that's racist. Who cares if she's Oriental?
#38
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Hey man, that's racist. Who cares if she's Oriental?


If she was asian, I might be less inclined to be annoyed
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#40
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She probably just likes attention and a good suntan. She's being efficient.

You can help her maximize efficiency by giving her a good dicking from under.


why are you still here

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