#1
Controls the world. Seriously, load up any military with these, and they will be unstoppable.

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Take over the world.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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#3
Now if I could only turn it into a cannon...
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#6
impractical and inaccurate. but yea it's kind of amusing
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#9


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#11
Um, what? It doesn't shoot very far at all, and it's impossible to reload in a battle situation.
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#14
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impractical and inaccurate. but yea it's kind of amusing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPzd_QqsLEs&feature=player_detailpage#t=45s
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#16
I prefer a crossbow.
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Another factor that has grown this myth is a bunch of opinionated guys who really don't know what they're talking about, which to be brutally honest is a bunch of you guys on here.
#19
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I can't watch anything with Johnny Galecki without thinking about Roseanne. He will always be David Healy in my mind.

And I'd like to see that machete slingshot shoot something more substantial than cardboard at point blank.
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haha yah, kinda. cows are such hilarious creatures, they would be so worthless in nature. the totality of their existence is to taste good with A1 poured on them.
#21
if it wasnt shot at a single layer of cardboard, im not sure it would hardly pierce the target.
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#22
Why wouldn't you just launch a grenade or something. Maybe a rock? The velocity would be so great that the fact that it doesn't have an edge would be irrelevant.
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Youre mom should have used the coat hanger to abort you as a fetus.

Douche bag.
#23
Theres a few flaws with this weapon. Its not automatic. Its only intimidating to midieval times actors. Only the Swedish are crazy enough to want to use somthing like that. (Im looking at you Kensai.)
#24
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But not as powerful as the the KITTLING-GUN!!!

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW...!

Catling gun is a better pun. Just sayin'.
#27
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The ultimate weapon is a vagina.

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I'm really tempted to sig this. Well said, sir.
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