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#1
Alright, douchetards. I live in a 4 person suite and me and my 3 other roommates share one bathroom. Every time I shower, I see that the shower drain is just a freaking wreck. I mean, we're talking ground zero. It is just teeming with soap scum and body hair. For the most part, before I shower, I try to clean that up, but I have a paranoid fear that the contents of whatever the hell I just cleaned up included more than just soap.

It's worth mentioning that the drainage of my shower is just terrible. It doesn't matter how vigorously I clean the drain. Water just accumulates and if in fact my roommates have been jerking off in the shower, I worry that I'm standing/bathing in jizz-water...which negates the purpose of showering to begin with.

Now I personally don't do this in the shower. I think it's a dick move. But I'm wondering if I'm the only one who has this fear I'm showering in the potential children of my roommates.

Is it okay to do this in a shower that's being shared?

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#4
It's ok to even do it in the kitchen, guys fap all the time, it's cool if they don't leave leftovers.
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#5
Join them.
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#6
Get some drain cleaner. And I don't because water makes it feel all weird. It's like the come latches onto anything with water on it.
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Alright, douchetards.


I was going to offer some advice, but now you've offended me now
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#8
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I think it's a dick move.

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#9
I don't see a problem with it. If he needs to let a load off, showers the best place

That being said, make a rule that people clean the drain after their shower
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#10
Jizz in their beds. Payback's a bitch.
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#11
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Alright, douchetards.


Yeah, and **** you too.
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#13
Have you purged the drain with some Draino or anything? Make sure to do it with boiling water.

And I'm confused. Are you saying that the drain is slow so there's always crap in the tub or are you saying the drain itself is dirty? Either way, it's due to standing water. Just draino the crap out of your pipes.

ps: you're the douchetard who's bathing in jizz.

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Alright, douchetards.


Stopped reading and caring right there
#16
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#17
do they have their own rooms with doors?
if not then yes.
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Oh god... good luck dude :L

gotta admit, looking through the "new posts" thing this was the only remotely amusing thing on the list!
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#19
Start a poll.


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#22
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Alright, douchetards.


This is the only reason I read the whole thing.
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#23
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Alright, douchetards.

If you talk to your roommates this way I bet they have been jizzing into your shampoo for months on end
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#24
I don't know about that, but I'm always paranoid that my parents would start cleaning the drainage hole and realise what I've been doing.

To answer your question, your roommates are probably as paranoid as you, so you're all even.
#25
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If you talk to your roommates this way I bet they have been jizzing into your shampoo for months on end



Well if that is the case, at least jizz in the plug hole is no longer a concern
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#26
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If you talk to your roommates this way I bet they have been jizzing into your shampoo for months on end


That's a nice thought, but I'm not entirely sure that they know which shampoo is mine. This might start a quarrel with the wrong roommates.

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e|--6--|
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G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


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#27
Payback, take off the shower head and jizz a few times into that.
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#29
I dont know, but ive notice when i used to jack it in the shower, no matter how hard id clean the floor, it would still feel sticky for the next shower (whoever that may be).

So if the floor feels sticky, you know what youre up against. (PS, this is on tiles).
#30
Wear flip-flops in the shower. That's what a lot of other college guys I know do.
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#31
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Wear flip-flops in the shower. That's what a lot of other college guys I know do.


hmmmmm.... that's actually a legitimate idea.

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#32

Put that up in the halls. It can't go wrong.


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Put that up in the halls. It can't go wrong.


That made me laugh so hard I almost fell of my chair!
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#35
you know, this never crossed my mind back when i was living with my bf and his two room mates. im now fully disgusted and mortified.
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#36
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Alright, douchetards. I live in a 4 person suite and me and my 3 other roommates share one bathroom. Every time I shower, I see that the shower drain is just a freaking wreck. I mean, we're talking ground zero. It is just teeming with soap scum and body hair. For the most part, before I shower, I try to clean that up, but I have a paranoid fear that the contents of whatever the hell I just cleaned up included more than just soap.

It's worth mentioning that the drainage of my shower is just terrible. It doesn't matter how vigorously I clean the drain. Water just accumulates and if in fact my roommates have been jerking off in the shower, I worry that I'm standing/bathing in jizz-water...which negates the purpose of showering to begin with.

Now I personally don't do this in the shower. I think it's a dick move. But I'm wondering if I'm the only one who has this fear I'm showering in the potential children of my roommates.

Is it okay to do this in a shower that's being shared?

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#37
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Have you purged the drain with some Draino or anything? Make sure to do it with boiling water.

And I'm confused. Are you saying that the drain is slow so there's always crap in the tub or are you saying the drain itself is dirty? Either way, it's due to standing water. Just draino the crap out of your pipes.

ps: you're the douchetard who's bathing in jizz.

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I think what you really need is a new amp. That oughta stop 'em
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